PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schoolboy Lamar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rex Tyrannosaurus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyrannosaurus is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: MacArthurPark. Schoolboy Lamar is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lamar
vs
Tyrannosaurus

187 cm
23
259 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

199 cm
29
283 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Schoolboy Lamar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Tyrannosaurus!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyrannosaurus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like Schoolboy Lamar has been cut.
Tyrannosaurus feints and then cracks Lamar's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lamar down.
Tyrannosaurus fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lamar could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Tyrannosaurus feints and then cracks Lamar's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lamar down.
Lamar thows a leg kick but Tyrannosaurus checks it

and Tyrannosaurus counters with a nice right hand that sends Lamar toppling to the canvas! Lamar scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Tyrannosaurus finish him?!

Lamar is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Are you kidding me?! Tyrannosaurus ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Lamar clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rex Tyrannosaurus!
A relieved looking Rex Tyrannosaurus thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.