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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Valderena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Valderena has chosen Immortal Technique - Golpe De Estado as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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187 cm
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186 lbs
27 - 9 - 0 |
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185 cm
33
171 lbs
25 - 10 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
27 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
25 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hugo Valderena! The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Spanked will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. Spanked takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A slapping leg kick lands for Valderena.
A lazy left from Spanked finds it's target. Spanked lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Valderena circles away quickly and effectively. Valderena scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spanked doesn't seem bothered though. Valderena jabbing away but nothing is landing. Valderena throws a solid leg kick but Spanked takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Valderena. Spanked swings widly with a right hand
and Valderena connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Spanked rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Valderena moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Spanked throws the kick towards the body but Valderena avoids it. Valderena staying out of range there. Spanked throws the left hand but Valderena avoids the punch easily. Spanked lands a jab to the head.
Valderena has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A low kick from Spanked is predictable there enabling Valderena to counter with a crisp jab. Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Valderena moves away. Valderena takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That's one minute gone in the round. Spanked checks a leg kick. Valderena fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. The fighters circling - Spanked throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Valderena throws a counter combo. Valderena looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice uppercut lands for Valderena. That snapped Spanked's head back.
Spanked throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Valderena sees it coming and avoids it easily. The crowd cheers as Valderena lands an impressive looking overhand right. Spanked doesn't seem phased though. Valderena steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Spanked. That one must have hurt. Spanked closes the distance and pushes Valderena back into the cage. Spanked lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Spanked tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Spanked gets through Valderena's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. This has been an exciting period of action! Valderena working hard to break the clinch. Spanked has a couple of punches blocked by Valderena.
Spanked swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Valderena's face as he tries to break the clinch. Valderena is trying to break the clinch but Spanked is controlling him.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Valderena wants to break the clinch but can't.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spanked. Valderena tries to break free but Spanked pushes him back against the cage. Valderena blocking some punches.
Spanked struggles to land a body shot inside as Valderena controls his hands.
Spanked lands with a light punch inside. Valderena wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Valderena breaks the clinch.
Valderena throws a push kick but Spanked slaps the foot to one side. Spanked just misses with a punch to the body.
Spanked backing away here, and Valderena unleashes a leg kick that just misses. Spanked misses with a body punch
and Valderena counters with a nice uppercut. Spanked looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Spanked lands the left hand. Spanked checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. A left lands for Valderena. Spanked uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Valderena. Valderena moves out of range of the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Spanked looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Spanked moves away from the strike by Valderena. Valderena misses the shot to the body. Spanked misses with a low kick as Valderena jumps back. Valderena connects with a solid leg kick. Spanked moves into the clinch successfully.
Valderena breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Hugo Valderena is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Spanked chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Valderena throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spanked sees it coming and avoids it easily. A lazy left from Valderena finds it's target. Valderena throws a low kick but Spanked avoids it. That kick from Valderena tenderised Spanked's leg. Spanked is trying to keep his angry face on. Spanked uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Valderena. Spanked jabbing away but nothing is landing. Valderena throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A leg kick checked by Spanked. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Valderena throws a poor cross that misses
letting Spanked counter with a right hand. Valderena connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Valderena throws out a leg kick but Spanked moves out of range and Valderena only half commits. Spanked throws a wild body kick that Valderena sees coming a mile off. A solid leg kick lands there for Valderena.
Spanked is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Valderena. Spanked swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Good leg kick by Valderena there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Valderena throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Spanked gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Valderena uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.
A nice side step and Valderena releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. Valderena connects with an inside leg kick. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Spanked thows a left - swing and a miss! Valderena appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Good work by Spanked as he checks the leg kick. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Hugo Valderena will probably get the nod. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Spanked moves into the clinch successfully.
Valderena wants to break free but Spanked has control.
Valderena misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spanked misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Valderena blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spanked prevents Valderena from breaking the clinch. Valderena has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Spanked tries to throw a body punch but Valderena avoids it by throwing Spanked back against the cage. Spanked throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Valderenas head. Spanked cracks Valderena with a nice body shot. Valderena has had enough of the clinch but Spanked keeps him there for the moment. Valderena wants to get back to striking at distance but Spanked won't allow it.
Valderena is trying to break the clinch but Spanked has him pressed against the cage. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Spanked misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spanked lands an uppercut. Spanked swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spanked lands on the inside with an uppercut. Spanked lands a right hand. Spanked works on Valderena's body with a couple of short punches.
That's one minute gone in the round. Valderena throws a head punch that misses. Spanked pushes Valderena back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Spanked lands with a light punch inside.
Valderena is rocked! Spanked lands a hook that snaps the head of Valderena backwards. Valderena is still on wobbly legs! Can Spanked finish him? Spanked prevents Valderena from breaking the clinch. Valderena takes a shot to the head. Still in the clinch, Spanked scores with a nice short uppercut. Spanked misses with some punches.
Valderena swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spanked has Valderena pressed against the cage. Valderena drops his hands and Spanked takes advantage by unloading with a massive hook that sends Valderena tumbling to the canvas! Spanked rains down with more punches but Valderena was already out! That's a highlight reel knockout for Spanked!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gonna Spanked! After winning the bout, Gonna Spanked thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. The defeated Hugo Valderena had this to say: 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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