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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between ron jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and small power (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, ron jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, small power!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Franklyn Lucas and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
power moves into the clinch.
power tries to break the clinch but jeremy is controlling the position.
jeremy is trying to break free.
jeremy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
jeremy breaks from the clinch.
No joy there for jeremy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
power moves in looking to clinch but jeremy pushes him off.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from power.
power moves into the clinch.
power escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by jeremy!
It looks like small power has been cut.
power scores with a takedown into jeremy's guard.
power is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
jeremy wants to get back to his feet but power passes into half guard.
power not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
jeremy is trying to stand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
power is looking to take a break and control but jeremy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
jeremy tries to kick power off but power keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
jeremy is breathing heavily.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
jeremy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
power tries a head kick but it misses.
ron jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A combination from jeremy does no damage.
jeremy punishes power's body with a nice straight punch.
power is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
power misses with a head kick.
A combination from power does no damage.
jeremy throws a nice looking combination but power bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
power throws a left and a right that both miss
and jeremy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
jeremy tries to bum rush power with a series of wild strikes but power uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
power lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
power misses with a combination
and jeremy counters with a left and a right that stings power.
jeremy throws a combination that misses
and power counters with a single leg into guard. jeremy didn't expect that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
jeremy keeping moving, preventing power from controlling successfully.
jeremy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
jeremy pushes power off and scrambles back to his feet.
jeremy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
power doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
power lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
jeremy has power up against the cage in a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
jeremy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
power circles away from the clinch attempt
and power counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
power shoots in for a double leg but jeremy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
jeremy lands a head kick!
jeremy scores with a leg kick.
jeremy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
jeremy clinches but power breaks the clinch
and power counters with a thumping low kick.
jeremy wants to clinch
and power counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by power.
power has had enough of the clinch but jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A combination from power does no damage.
power looks to clinch
and jeremy counters with a one-two to the body.
small power seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
jeremy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
jeremy instigates a clinch.
jeremy wants to break free but power has control.
jeremy is trying to break the clinch but power has him pressed against the cage.
power tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. jeremy just stands there and leans against the cage.
ron jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of small power.
power wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
power breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
jeremy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
power misses with a combination
and jeremy counters with a straight right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A shot to de liver by power. Beautiful body shot.
jeremy lands a two punch combo.
jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
A chopping leg kick lands by power.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that ron jeremy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on small power's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A head kick misses from power.
power circles away from the clinch attempt
and power counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from power.
jeremy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
power scores with a takedown into jeremy's guard.
jeremy wants to stand but power is controlling the position.
power tries to free his leg and advance position but jeremy is retaining full guard.
jeremy kicks power off and gets to his feet.
jeremy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and power counters with a low kick, right behind jeremy 's knee.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but power paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A left and a right from jeremy both land. Nice combination.
power takes a swing at jeremy's ribcage but misses.
power tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
jeremy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
jeremy throws a wild body kick that power sees coming a mile off.
power throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and jeremy moves into the clinch.
power trying to stall but jeremy improves his position.
power is trying to break free.
Knees in the clinch landing for power.
jeremy prevents power from breaking the clinch.
power breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
jeremy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
power throws a sloppy head kick and jeremy moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from power.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
jeremy scores with a head kick.
jeremy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and power counters with a leg kick.
Left hook, right uppercut from power.
jeremy lands with a right hand.
jeremy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
An inside leg kick lands from power.
jeremy darts in and clinches power up against the cage.
power tries to break the clinch but jeremy is controlling the position.
jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by power.
power is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
power shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
power keeps the fight on the outside.
Nice sprawl there from jeremy as power shoots in.
power throws a body kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
power throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and jeremy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
jeremy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
jeremy throws a series of punches but power moves out of range.
jeremy tries to clinch up.
jeremy tries to clinch but power is having none of it.
power dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on jeremy. That did some damage!
jeremy throws a series of punches but power avoids them all with ease.
power loads up on a big right hand but jeremy slips the punch.
power takes one on the button.
jeremy checks a leg kick.
jeremy misses with a kick to the body.
power lands a jab to the nose.
ron jeremy is winning the standup battle so far.
power looks to throw a body kick
and jeremy counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
jeremy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as power throws out the jab.
A right-left combo lands from jeremy.
jeremy fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
power throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and jeremy counters with a three punch combo that has power backing up. power nods at jeremy to acknowledge the strikes.
ron jeremy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - power looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
jeremy rushes power and presses him up against the cage.
jeremy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
power wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
jeremy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
power drops to a knee looking for a takedown but jeremy gets the underhooks and prevents it.
ron jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of small power.
power keeps control of jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
power breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
jeremy looks to land a combination. power sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Nice body kick from jeremy.
jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
ron jeremy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on small power's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
power throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
power wants to clinch
and jeremy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
jeremy keeps power at a distance using the push kick.
jeremy moves into range and clinches up with power.
power is looking to break free of the clinch but jeremy has double underhooks.
power is trying to break the clinch but jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
power throws a punch but it's blocked by jeremy.
power has had enough of the clinch but jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
jeremy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
power shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
power misses with a double jab
and jeremy holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
power wants to break the clinch but can't.
jeremy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's one minute gone in the round.
power has had enough of the clinch but jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
jeremy is trying to break free.
jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
power misses with a hook from the clinch.
jeremy manages to break the clinch.
power moves in looking to clinch but jeremy pushes him off.
jeremy throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
jeremy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
power is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
power misses with a body kick.
power throws a solid leg kick but jeremy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at power.
jeremy blocks a low kick nicely.
jeremy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
power closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
jeremy pushes power away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, power gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
power is looking to take a break and control but jeremy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
jeremy wants to get back to his feet.
power trying to control the position but jeremy is working away.
jeremy throws power to one side and escapes!
power throws a sloppy head kick
and jeremy counters with a stiff right hand.
jeremy is working the combinations to good effect here.
power tries a head kick but it misses.
jeremy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and power counters with a lovely straight right hand!
jeremy throws a left and a right that both miss
and power counters by moving into the clinch.
power has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
power breaks the clinch.
jeremy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
power drops down looking for an ankle pick but jeremy pulls his leg out and moves away.
jeremy moves out of range as power throws a body kick.
jeremy drives through and clinches with power against the cage.
power wants to break free but jeremy has control.
power keeps control of jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
power is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
jeremy keeps control of power as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
jeremy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
jeremy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
power misses with a combination
and jeremy counters with a two punch combo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
jeremy instigates a clinch.
power jumps guard but jeremy stands there with power around his waist. power gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
jeremy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
small power has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
power breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
jeremy throws a right hand that power ducks under and follows up with a left that power also avoids with ease.
power fails with the takedown.
ron jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of small power.
power swats away the attempt to clinch by jeremy.
power misses with a leg kick
and jeremy counters with a one-two to the body.
jeremy stalks power and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into power's face. power staggers backwards, shaken.
jeremy moves into the clinch.
power misses with a hook from the clinch.
ron jeremy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
power tries to work over jeremy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
power tries to land a knee to the head but jeremy blocks with his arms.
And that's the end of the fight!
ron jeremy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for jeremy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... ron jeremy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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