PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clark Griswold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Feargus Urquhart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griswold comes to the cage accompanied by NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Griswold
vs
Urquhart

190 cm
31
285 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

201 cm
23
265 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clark Griswold!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Feargus Urquhart!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Paulsen Ambrosius and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Urquhart throws a right and a left that Griswold avoids nicely.
Griswold tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Urquhart was well out of range. Poor timing from Griswold.
Urquhart throws the left hand but Griswold avoids the punch easily.
Griswold misses with a hook.
Urquhart avoids the head kick by Griswold.
Urquhart looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Urquhart ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Griswold moves away.
Griswold throws a lazy uppercut
and Urquhart counters with a left and a right that stings Griswold.
Griswold throws a body kick that misses.
Urquhart looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Urquhart lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Griswold circles away quickly and effectively.
Griswold throwing a counter right hand but Urquhart manages to avoid it.
Urquhart throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Griswold throws a body kick that misses
and Urquhart connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Griswold throws a looping overhand right but Urquhart ducks down to avoid it.
Urquhart checks a leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Urquhart.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Griswold misses with a straight right.
Clark Griswold seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Griswold smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Griswold misses with the body kick
and Urquhart counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Griswold lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Urquhart catches Griswold with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Urquhart looks to score with a jab to the body but Griswold is just out of range.
The fighters circling - Griswold throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Urquhart connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Griswold misses with a leg kick
and Urquhart counters with a nice body shot.
Urquhart uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Griswold.
Griswold attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Urquhart is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Griswold with a body shot.
Urquhart misses with a wild combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Griswold misses the target.
A shot to the body from Griswold misses
and Urquhart cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Urquhart fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A swing and a miss from Griswold.
Urquhart swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Griswold looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Urquhart avoids a punch combination nicely.
Griswold throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Urquhart counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Griswold throws a nice inside leg kick.
Urquhart scores with a decent looking hook.
Griswold throws a looping overhand right but Urquhart ducks down to avoid it.
Griswold throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Griswold darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Urquhart scores with a nice strike.
A combination from Urquhart does no damage.
Griswold throws a shot to the body.
Griswold throws a hook to the side of Urquhart's head but Urquhart sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A telegraphed right hand from Griswold misses the target.
As Griswold backs off Urquhart throws a huge counter combo but Griswold manages to avoid it all.
Griswold dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Urquhart. That did some damage!
Jab, jab by Urquhart - just one landing.

Oooooh!!! Urquhart has knocked Griswold down with a huge combo! Urquhart steps away and waves a wobbly Griswold back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Clark Griswold has been cut.
Urquhart misses with a kick to the body.
Griswold thows a left - swing and a miss!
An inside leg kick from Griswold misses.
Griswold throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Urquhart throws a series of punches but Griswold moves out of range.
It looked like Griswold wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Griswold avoids a punch combination nicely.
Griswold turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Griswold scores with a body shot.
Griswold is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Urquhart's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Urquhart connects with a right hand. Griswold shakes it off.
Urquhart swings for the body but Griswold moves out of range.
That kick from Griswold tenderised Urquhart's leg. Urquhart is trying to keep his angry face on.
Urquhart will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Griswold keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Urquhart!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Griswold misses with a head kick.
Griswold throws an overhand right that lands on Urquhart's shoulder, as Urquhart tries to avoid the shot.
Griswold pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Griswold misses with a lunging right hand
and Urquhart cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A jab lands there for Urquhart.
Griswold misses with a left hand
and Urquhart counters with a stiff right hand.
Griswold misses with a right hand
and Urquhart counters with a nice uppercut.
Griswold looks to throw a body kick
and Urquhart counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Griswold waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Urquhart.
As Griswold backs off Urquhart throws a huge counter combo but Griswold manages to avoid it all.
Urquhart connects with a solid leg kick.
Urquhart has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Urquhart slips a straight right by Griswold.
Urquhart throws a shot to the body.
Urquhart scores with a spinning back kick!
Urquhart misses with a wild body shot.
Griswold has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Urquhart is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Griswold misses with a lunging right hand
and Urquhart counters with a nice low kick that buckles Griswold's knee momentarily.
Urquhart lands with a thumping leg kick.
Griswold connects with an inside leg kick.
Griswold keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Feargus Urquhart dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Clark Griswold's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Griswold looks to land a left hand but Urquhart moved out of range nicely.
Griswold misses with a right hand
and Urquhart counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Urquhart slips a straight right by Griswold.
Urquhart tries to bum rush Griswold with a series of wild strikes but Griswold uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Urquhart, as that shot connected.

Griswold feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Urquhart sprawling to the canvas! Urquhart rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Griswold finish him?!

Urquhart is rocked!

It looks like Feargus Urquhart has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Griswold lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Urquhart - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Griswold!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Clark Griswold!
Clark Griswold very nearly forgot to thank Just Fight (Everything 8$) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.