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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rinky Spider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vyacheslav Kalashnikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalashnikov is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Leningrad Cowboys - Those were the days . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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245 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rinky Spider!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vyacheslav Kalashnikov!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalashnikov looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kalashnikov has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Spider is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Kalashnikov chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spider can pounce on him.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spider.
Kalashnikov tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Kalashnikov.
Vyacheslav Kalashnikov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spider uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kalashnikov.
Spider lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Kalashnikov moves out of range of the strikes.
Kalashnikov throws a leg kick
and Spider counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Kalashnikov scores with a body shot.
Kalashnikov looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Spider lands a leg kick that knocks Kalashnikov off balance momentarily.
Kalashnikov checks the leg kick.
Spider lands a front kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kalashnikov throws a lazy right hand but Spider sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kalashnikov throws a wild body kick that Spider sees coming a mile off.
Spider moves out of range of the leg kick from Kalashnikov.
Spider checks a leg kick.
Spider swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Kalashnikov takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spider goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Spider connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kalashnikov takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Kalashnikov takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Spider misses with an attempted mid kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kalashnikov! But no joy.
Spider looks to land a body kick but Kalashnikov moved away.
Kalashnikov misses with a wild body shot.
Kalashnikov throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Kalashnikov fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spider has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spider fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kalashnikov has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spider scores with a hook.
Spider keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spider moves out of range of the body kick from Kalashnikov.
Nice jab there from Kalashnikov.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kalashnikov tries to score with a low kick but Spider moves his leg out of the way.
Spider looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Spider throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spider has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Humboldt Park Elite Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Kalashnikov scores with a leg kick.
Kalashnikov avoids the body shot from Spider.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spider chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kalashnikov looks to land a body kick but Spider moved away.
Kalashnikov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spider throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Spider scores with a push kick.
Spider takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Spider takes a swing at Kalashnikov's ribcage but misses.
Spider throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kalashnikov follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Spider looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kalashnikov moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kalashnikov throws the kick towards the body but Spider avoids it.
Spider moves into the clinch.
Kalashnikov blocks an uppercut.
Kalashnikov manages to break the clinch.
Spider lands the left hand.
Kalashnikov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spider sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spider avoids the body shot from Kalashnikov.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Kalashnikov crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Spider - the referee stops the clock and Kalashnikov gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Spider. Kalashnikov manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Spider uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kalashnikov.
Kalashnikov scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kalashnikov avoids the body shot from Spider.
Kalashnikov misses with a kick to the body.
Kalashnikov misses with a hook. Spider ducked under it nicely.
Kalashnikov avoids the body shot from Spider.
Spider digs a good body shot into Kalashnikov's ribs.
Kalashnikov takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kalashnikov looks winded!
Spider lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Spider feints and then cracks Kalashnikov's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kalashnikov down.
Kalashnikov delivers a nice body kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Spider. Kalashnikov shrugs it off though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spider moves into the clinch.
Spider lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kalashnikov backwards.
Spider tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kalashnikov's elbow.
Kalashnikov doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalashnikov's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Spider has a couple of punches blocked by Kalashnikov.
Kalashnikov tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Spider fails to land.
Spider misses with a punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Spider.
Kalashnikov's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A head punch on the inside from Spider fails to land.
Spider working aggressively here.
A short right from Spider on the inside.
Spider misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kalashnikov misses with a punch on the inside.
Spider lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kalashnikov backwards.
Kalashnikov blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spider misses with a body punch.
Spider blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spider scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kalashnikov is trying to break the clinch but Spider has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rinky Spider dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Kalashnikov throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kalashnikov lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Spider has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Spider and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Spider lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Rinky Spider is winning the standup battle so far.
Spider throws a body punch but Kalashnikov moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kalashnikov.
Kalashnikov takes a kick to the side of the head.
Spider thuds a left hand into Kalashnikov's body.
Kalashnikov on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Spider feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kalashnikov's calf.
Spider on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Spider. Kalashnikov shrugs it off though.
Jab, jab by Spider - just one landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kalashnikov pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kalashnikov takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A lazy left from Spider finds it's target.
Spider fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Kalashnikov to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Kalashnikov looks to clinch but Spider throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Kalashnikov taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Rinky Spider!
Rinky Spider retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Rinky Spider made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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