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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bam Jackass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kesuke Miyagi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackass's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jackass theme song. Miyagi is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Your'e The Best Around. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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149 lbs
28 - 14 - 1 |
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166 cm
35
142 lbs
40 - 9 - 2 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Bam Jackass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kesuke Miyagi!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Saam Ante and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Miyagi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jackass checks the leg kick.
Jackass forces Miyagi back against the cage and clinches.
Miyagi is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Miyagi breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jackass looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jackass checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miyagi throws a leg kick which misses Jackass's front leg but catches the back leg as Jackass tries to avoid it.
Jackass has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Montreal's Finest in the buildup to the fight.
Miyagi throws a leg kick
and Jackass holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Miyagi takes an elbow to the forehead.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miyagi working hard to break the clinch.
Miyagi wants to break free but Jackass has control.
Jackass keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Miyagi's efforts to push away.
Jackass keeps control of Miyagi as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Miyagi slowing the pace effectively.
Jackass with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Miyagi blocks an elbow strike.
Jackass connects with a knee to the head.
Jackass creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Miyagi's defenses.
Jackass keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Miyagi's efforts to push away.
Miyagi taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jackass misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Miyagi.
Miyagi manages to break the clinch.
Miyagi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Miyagi throws a lazy head kick
and Jackass holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miyagi is looking to break free of the clinch but Jackass has double underhooks.
Jackass slows down the pace here.
Jackass throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jackass using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Miyagi has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Miyagi is trying to break the clinch but Jackass has him pressed against the cage.
Miyagi breaks the clinch.
Miyagi throws a leg kick
and Jackass moves into the clinch.
Jackass being controlled against the cage.
Jackass working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jackass throws an elbow but it misses.
Jackass lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miyagi escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Miyagi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jackass wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Jackass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
A head kick misses from Jackass.
Jackass has Miyagi up against the cage in a clinch.
Miyagi is trying to break the clinch but Jackass is controlling him.
Jackass looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Miyagi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A slapping body kick lands there for Miyagi.
Jackass fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Miyagi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jackass takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
It looks like Bam Jackass has been cut.
A nice leg kick lands there from Miyagi.
Miyagi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Miyagi.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Miyagi circles away from the clinch attempt.
Miyagi throws a sloppy head kick and Jackass moves out of range easily.
Miyagi fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jackass has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jackass is looking to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Kesuke Miyagi will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bam Jackass's cut.
That's time! Jackass's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jackass looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Miyagi only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Jackass gets a clinch.
Jackass creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Miyagi taking a breather.
Jackass looks to throw an elbow but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jackass is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Miyagi is defending well for now.
Jackass throws an elbow but it misses.
Miyagi tries to break the clinch but Jackass is controlling the position.
Jackass misses with a knee strike.
Jackass misses with a knee strike.
Miyagi pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miyagi throws a body kick that misses
and Jackass counters by moving into the clinch.
Miyagi dodges an elbow strike from Jackass.
Miyagi wants to break free but Jackass has control.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Miyagi takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jackass tries to land knees in the clinch but Miyagi avoids the damage to the body.
Miyagi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jackass.
Miyagi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jackass has him pressed against the cage.
Miyagi tries to break free but Jackass pushes him back against the cage.
Jackass on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Miyagi can't break the clinch.
Miyagi being controlled against the cage.
Miyagi slowing the pace effectively.
Jackass misses with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miyagi manages to break the clinch.
An inside leg kick lands from Miyagi.
Miyagi lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jackass checks the leg kick.
Jackass tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jackass tries to close the distance and clinch up but Miyagi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jackass is looking to clinch.
Jackass wants to clinch up but Miyagi keeps it at a distance.
A combination from Jackass does no damage.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Miyagi in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Miyagi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Miyagi cracks the inside of Jackass's front leg.
Jackass moves out of range of the leg kick from Miyagi.
Miyagi cracks the inside of Jackass's front leg.
An inside leg kick lands from Miyagi.
Miyagi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Miyagi throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Miyagi fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jackass has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jackass pushes Miyagi up against the cage in a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackass creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jackass misses with an elbow strike.
Jackass lands an elbow inside.
Miyagi tries to break the clinch but Jackass is controlling the position.
Miyagi tries to circle away but Jackass has him pinned against the cage.
Miyagi breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackass throws a sloppy head kick and Miyagi moves out of range easily.
Miyagi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Miyagi throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jackass tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Miyagi paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Miyagi flicks out a counter leg kick but Jackass steps away.
Jackass misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kesuke Miyagi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bam Jackass's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
An inside leg kick lands from Miyagi.
Jackass throws a head kick but Miyagi moves out of range.
Miyagi throws a head kick but Jackass moves out of range.
Miyagi fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jackass checks it well.
Jackass is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Miyagi.
Miyagi tries a head kick but it misses.
Jackass wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Jackass doesn't manage to clinch there - Miyagi circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miyagi misses with a low kick.
As Miyagi looks to move away, Jackass throws a big counter combo bu Miyagi just gets out of the way.
Jackass thuds his right hand into Miyagi's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Miyagi throws a low kick, looking for Jackass's leg but Jackass calmly moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miyagi throws a wild body kick that Jackass sees coming a mile off.
Jackass checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Miyagi fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Miyagi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kesuke Miyagi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jackass on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Miyagi connects with an inside leg kick.
Kesuke Miyagi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Miyagi throws a sloppy head kick and Jackass moves out of range easily.
Jackass seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Jackass clinches up against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miyagi managing to block the knees to the body from Jackass.
Miyagi breaks from the clinch.
Miyagi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It looked like Jackass was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
A thudding body kick lands there by Miyagi!
Miyagi goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Jackass misses with a head kick.
Miyagi lands a head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Miyagi motions for Jackass to come forward. Miyagi throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Miyagi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miyagi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jackass moves out of range as Miyagi throws a body kick.
Jackass tries to close the distance and clinch up but Miyagi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jackass backing away here, and Miyagi unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Miyagi.
Nice cross by Jackass.
A nice leg kick lands there from Miyagi.
Jackass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Miyagi lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bam Jackass has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Miyagi throws a chopping leg kick but Jackass manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Jackass wants to clinch.
Miyagi throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jackass tries to close the distance and clinch but Miyagi swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A leg kick checked by Jackass.
Jackass tries to counter by clinching up but Miyagi breaks away and moves out of range.
Jackass throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kesuke Miyagi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Miyagi winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 27:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 28:30
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kesuke Miyagi!
Our winner, Kesuke Miyagi, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Bam Jackass had this to say: 'Im on drugs again. I all ways lose when iv had that sweet white powder!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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