PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Wad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and San Terra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dick Wad has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wad
vs
Terra

200 cm
25
250 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

225 cm
26
281 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Vikai Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dick Wad!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, San Terra!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Winston Alpacca and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Wad misses its intended target.
Terra takes a swing at Wad's ribcage but misses.
Terra throws an off balance right hand
and Wad counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Terra has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Terra scores with a nice right hand.
Terra connects with a jab.
Terra throws a jab when Wad was well out of range.

Terra lands a big right hand that sends Wad crashing to the mat! Terra stays standing though and waves Wad back to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wad throws a body punch but Terra moves out of range.
Wad seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Wad keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wad throwing a counter right hand but Terra manages to avoid it.
Terra throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wad wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Terra fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Wad on the side of the head.
Terra looks to land a combination but Wad avoids it well.
Terra falls off balance throwing a combination

and Wad moves into the clinch.
Terra wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wad has him pressed against the cage.
Terra is trying to push Wad away but Wad has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Wad.
Wad cracks Terra with a nice body shot.
Terra can't break the clinch.
Wad can't find room to land a body shot as Terra controls the action.
Wad misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wad keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Terra's efforts to push away.
Terra wants to break the clinch but can't.
Terra wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wad lands a hook that snaps the head of Terra backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wad.
Terra wants to get back to striking at distance but Wad won't allow it.
Wad keeps control of Terra as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Terra wants to get back to striking at distance but Wad won't allow it.
Wad lands a body punch.
Terra is trying to push Wad away but Wad has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Wad misses with a body punch.
Terra can't break the clinch.
Wad lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Terra.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Terra avoids the elbow strike from Wad, against the cage.
Terra wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Wad.
Terra looks winded!
Wad digs a right hand underneath Terra's ribcage. Terra let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wad digs a right hand into Terra's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Terra's gas tank.
Wad gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wad misses with a punch to the body.
Wad keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Terra's efforts to push away.
Wad lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Terra or not.
Terra is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wad tries to land knees in the clinch but Terra avoids the damage to the body.
Wad lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Terra or not.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wad misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wad misses with a punch to the body.
Wad tries to throw a body punch but Terra avoids it by throwing Wad back against the cage.
Terra wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wad misses with a punch to the body.
Wad missing with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wad prevents Terra from breaking the clinch.
Wad lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wad misses with a body punch.
Terra blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wad lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right from Wad on the inside.
Wad tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Terra's elbow.
Wad scores with a hook to the body.
Wad lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Terra on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Terra looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wad lands a body punch in the clinch.
Terra tries to break free but Wad pushes him back against the cage.
Terra tries to break the clinch but Wad is controlling the position.
Wad lands a body shot.
Wad digs a right hand underneath Terra's ribcage. Terra let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wad lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wad digs a right hand into Terra's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Terra's gas tank.
Wad lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Terra backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wad lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Terra.
Wad lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Terra backwards.
Wad tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wad is leaning against Terra and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wad lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wad lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short left from Wad.
Wad manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wad struggles to land a body shot inside as Terra controls his hands.
Wad lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Terra backwards.
Terra is looking to break free of the clinch but Wad has double underhooks.
Terra has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A right handed body shot lands from Wad.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wad.
Wad keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Terra's efforts to push away.
Terra tries to circle away but Wad has him pinned against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Wad dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Terra misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It looked like Wad wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Terra fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wad manages to avoid it.
Terra cracks a nice hook into Wad's ribs.

Terra rushes Wad and presses him up against the cage.
Wad digs a right hand into Terra's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Terra's gas tank.
Wad throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right handed body shot lands from Wad.
Wad lands a left hand.
Wad lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wad tries a body shot but Terra blocks it.
Wad goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wad is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Terra can do to turn this around?
Wad lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wad misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A body shot lands from Wad.
Terra is breathing heavily.
Wad doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wad digs a right hand underneath Terra's ribcage. Terra let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wad throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Terras head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wad throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Terras head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Terra on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dick Wad has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wad using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wad digs a right hand underneath Terra's ribcage. Terra let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wad tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Terra's elbow.
Good body shot from Wad.
Wad misses with a body punch.
Wad stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wad lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wad lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wad is leaning against Terra and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short body shot lands from Wad as the two fighters clinch.
Wad missing with knees to the body.
Wad lands with a short shot to the head.

Terra is rocked!
Terra takes a shot to the head.
Terra is still on wobbly legs! Can Wad finish him?
Terra has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A right hook to the body lands for Wad.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Wad here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Wad working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wad missing with knees to the body.
Wad stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wad lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Terra.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wad cracks Terra with a nice body shot.
Wad stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wad lands a body punch.
Good body shot from Wad.
Wad with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wad presses Terra against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Terra seems to have recovered his senses.
Wad lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Terra backwards.
Good body shot from Wad.
Wad lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Terra to his knees! Wad keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Wad!
Dick Wad retains his heavyweight title!
Dick Wad seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.