PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Big Phucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scott Spanket (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Phucker
vs
Spanket

150 cm
22
141 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

170 cm
21
142 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Prefers ground

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Alpha-Omega

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Big Phucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Scott Spanket!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Phucker has managed to clinch.
Phucker stops a takedown attempt from Spanket.
Phucker wants a takedown but no success here.
Phucker has Spanket pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Spanket manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Phucker tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Phucker tries to pull guard but Spanket won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Big Phucker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A knee to the head by Phucker.
Spanket prevents the takedown attempt.
Spanket gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Phucker.
Phucker fails to pull the fight into his guard.

Phucker breaks from the clinch.
Spanket misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Phucker has closed the distance and engaged Spanket in a clinch.
Phucker keeps control of Spanket as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Phucker throws a knee to the head but misses.
Spanket gets underhooks to prevent Phucker's takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanket gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Phucker.
Phucker fails to pull guard.
Phucker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Spanket just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Spanket is trying to break free.
Spanket stops a takedown attempt from Phucker.
Spanket drops down looking for an ankle pick but Phucker pulls his leg out and moves away.
Phucker tries to clinch up but Spanket circles away and keeps his distance.
Spanket ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phucker moves away.
Spanket scores with a three punch combo!
Spanket fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

Phucker fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Spanket sprawls well initially but Phucker persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Spanket gets back to full guard.

Spanket throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Phucker might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Spanket looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Spanket looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Phucker's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Phucker stands up and waves to Spanket to follow him.
Spanket will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Phucker throws a combination. Spanket tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spanket throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Phucker.

Phucker scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Spanket looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Phucker is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Phucker is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Spanket is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Big Phucker!