PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vinnie Vincent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zoolander has chosen Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Vincent
vs
Zoolander

178 cm
29
162 lbs
18 - 13 - 0

172 cm
29
168 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vinnie Vincent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Derek Zoolander!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Paul Tew and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vincent tried to score with a low kick but Zoolander checks it.
Zoolander flicks out a counter leg kick but Vincent steps away.
Zoolander shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Vincent feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Zoolanders jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Vinnie Vincent seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vincent tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zoolander paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Vincent looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Vincent shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Vincent throws an elbow that misses. Zoolander uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Vincent's guard. Nice move by Zoolander!

Zoolander got a little sloppy there for a moment and Vincent has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Zoolander has managed to get both his arms back between Vincent's legs - danger averted.

Vincent looking for a guillotine here but Zoolander defends easily.
Vincent pulls Zoolander in close to prevent any damage.
Zoolander loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vincent looking for a sweep. Not yet Vincent, not yet.
Vincent is working hard here to advance position.
Zoolander trying to control the position from guard on top but Vincent is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Vincent is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Zoolander defends well.
Zoolander sitting in guard here, content to control.

Vincent has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Zoolander can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Vincent wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Zoolander slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Vincent is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Zoolander rolls with it to try and escape but Vincent cranks on the arm and Zoolander is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Vinnie Vincent!
A victorious Vinnie Vincent thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.