PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Attila Hun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Snow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hun's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Nirvana - The Man Who Sold The World. The crowd seem to be enjoying Snow's choice of entrance music: winters coming. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jon Snow was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hun
vs
Snow

187 cm
24
215 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

177 cm
26
200 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Attila Hun!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Snow!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snow listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Snow throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Snow chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Snow changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Hun looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Snow working the strikes but Hun uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
My spies in Axis of Evil U Factory inform me that Snow has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Snow performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Snow is pressing down on Hun's thigh, looking to free his foot. Hun is holding on for now.
Snow is keen to just control but Hun is a slippery customer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snow trying to control from Hun's half guard. Hun has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Snow is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Snow's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Snow prevents Hun from getting back to his feet.
Snow wants to control from the top but Hun keeps moving.
Snow trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hun being controlled here, momentarily.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Snow in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Hun tries to clinch up.
Snow throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A decent looking cross lands there for Snow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snow looks to score with a jab to the body but Hun is just out of range.
Hun misses with a hook.
Snow throws the left hand but Hun avoids the punch easily.
Hun is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Snow.
Snow misses with an uppercut

and Hun counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Hun.
Snow can't get the takedown.
Snow goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hun prevents it.
Snow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hun misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hun misses with a punch to the body.
Hun wants to get back to striking at distance but Snow won't allow it.
Snow can't get the takedown.
Attila Hun has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Snow.
Snow has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Hun after a bit of a struggle.

Hun breaks from the clinch.
Hun cracks Snow with a right hand to the side of the head.
Snow misses with a leg kick.
Snow misses with a two punch combination.
Hun throws a series of punches but Snow moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Snow throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Hun was covering up waiting for the punch and Snow finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Snow has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Snow showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Hun is pulling down on Snow's head. It's preventing any offense from Snow, at least for the moment.
Snow postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Snow tries to free his leg and advance position but Hun is retaining full guard.
Snow throwing strikes but missing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snow throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Snow trying to control the position from guard on top but Hun is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Snow throwing strikes but missing.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A nice combination there by Snow.
Hun jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Attila Hun is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hun ducks under a wild hook from Snow.
Nice uppercut there from Snow.
Hun defending well as Snow loads up on a big left hand.
Hun connects with a single shot there.
Snow throws a low kick, looking for Hun's leg but Hun calmly moves out of range.
Hun wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Hun connects with a right hand. Snow shakes it off.

Snow is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Snow dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Hun throws a low kick but Snow avoids it.
Snow swings for the body but Hun moves out of range.
Hun attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hun misses with a head kick.
Hun throws an overhand right that drops Snow like a sack of potatoes! Hun dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Attila Hun!
Attila Hun retains his light heavyweight title!
Our winner, Attila Hun, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Jon Snow stepped up to the mic, saying 'may the whitewalkers devour your family, for you are a cage grabbing, low blow,, eye poking cheater.'.