PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Serious Mum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mac Donalds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mum's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, TISM - I might be a cunt. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Mum
vs
Donalds

175 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

181 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Worldwide Nutrition (160q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Serious Mum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Mac Donalds!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donalds fails to land with a series of punches.
A quick step to the side and Mum tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Donalds scores with a jab.
Mum misses with a two punch combination.
Donalds throws the left hand but Mum avoids the punch easily.
Mum walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mum swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donalds connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Mum momentarily.
Mum misses with a hook to the body
and Donalds counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Donalds scores with a crisp jab that stopped Mum in his tracks.
Mum gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mum misses with a wild body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A slow jab from Mum misses its intended target.
Donalds lands an overhand right.

Mum is rocked!
Donalds connects with a good right hand that stumbles Mum. Mum circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Oh Mum is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mum circles away from the clinch attempt.
Donalds catches Mum with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Donalds slips a straight right by Mum.
Donalds takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Mum misses the target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Donalds! But no joy.
Donalds cracks Mum with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
BOOM! Donalds lands a beautiful left hook that drops Mum. Mum tries to recover but Donalds is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Mum lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mac Donalds!
In defeat, Serious Mum stepped up to the mic, saying 'At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat...'.