PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buster Hymen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong comes to the cage accompanied by Nobody Nobody. Buster Hymen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Jong
vs
Hymen

195 cm
32
290 lbs
28 - 12 - 0

198 cm
28
257 lbs
19 - 3 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Tokyo United Fightwear

Tokyo United Fightwear
Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Buster Hymen!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Bruno Hogan and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Hymen.
Hymen slips a jab and a cross from Jong.
Jong lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Buster Hymen has been cut.
Jong throws a shot from downtown. Hymen moves away and avoids it.
And Hymen responds with a good body kick, but Jong manages to step out the way in time.
Jong tries a head kick but it misses.
Hymen raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Hymen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jong fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hymen on the side of the head.
Hymen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jong manages to avoid it.
Hymen just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromJong.
Hymen goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Kim Jong has been cut.
Jong looks to score with a jab to the body but Hymen is just out of range.
Jong jabs Hymen to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hymen lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jong backs up against the cage.
Hymen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jong.
Jong appears to be looking for a big counter.
Hymen avoids the head kick by Jong.
Hymen tries to land a leg kick but Jong saw it coming and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hymen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jong throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hymen throws a nice looking combination but Jong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jong throws a big counter combination but Hymen scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Jong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hymen takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jong blocks a head kick by Hymen.
Jong just misses with a punch to the body.
Hymen throws a head kick that misses.
Hymen misses with a wild body shot.
A lazy body kick from Jong
and Jong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hymen feints a jab and as Jong dips his head, Hymen unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Jong right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Jong falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Hymen smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Buster Hymen!
Buster Hymen is the new heavyweight champion!