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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buster Hymen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong comes to the cage accompanied by Nobody Nobody. Buster Hymen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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290 lbs
28 - 12 - 0 |
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198 cm
28
257 lbs
19 - 3 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Buster Hymen!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Bruno Hogan and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Hymen.
Hymen slips a jab and a cross from Jong.
Jong lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Buster Hymen has been cut.
Jong throws a shot from downtown. Hymen moves away and avoids it.
And Hymen responds with a good body kick, but Jong manages to step out the way in time.
Jong tries a head kick but it misses.
Hymen raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Hymen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jong fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hymen on the side of the head.
Hymen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jong manages to avoid it.
Hymen just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromJong.
Hymen goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
It looks like Kim Jong has been cut.
Jong looks to score with a jab to the body but Hymen is just out of range.
Jong jabs Hymen to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hymen lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jong backs up against the cage.
Hymen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jong.
Jong appears to be looking for a big counter.
Hymen avoids the head kick by Jong.
Hymen tries to land a leg kick but Jong saw it coming and moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hymen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jong throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hymen throws a nice looking combination but Jong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jong throws a big counter combination but Hymen scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Jong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hymen takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jong blocks a head kick by Hymen.
Jong just misses with a punch to the body.
Hymen throws a head kick that misses.
Hymen misses with a wild body shot.
A lazy body kick from Jong
and Jong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hymen feints a jab and as Jong dips his head, Hymen unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Jong right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Jong falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Hymen smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Buster Hymen!
Buster Hymen is the new heavyweight champion!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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