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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Parko Milcic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army comes to the ring accompanied by Vagina Coastguard. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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215 lbs
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239 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Granite chin
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Good low kicks
Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Parko Milcic!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Army throws an overhand right that lands on Milcic's shoulder, as Milcic tries to avoid the shot.
Good exchange - Army coming out on top.
Milcic is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Milcic misses with the combination.
Army attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Army lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Milcic tries to close the distance and clinch up but Army swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Army cracks Milcic with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Milcic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
Army takes a kick to the side of the head.
It looks like Dick Army has been cut.
Army throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Milcic sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big right from Army misses.
Army has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD-Guts & Glory Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Nice shot lands for Milcic.
Army swings for the body but Milcic moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Milcic thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Milcic throws a leg kick
and Army counters with a left to the body.
Army moves into the clinch.
Army comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Milcic wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Milcic.
Army lands with a short shot to the head.
Milcic has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Milcic is trying to break the clinch but Army is controlling him.
Milcic has had enough of the clinch but Army keeps him there for the moment.
Army scores with a shot to the side of Milcic's head.
A hook to the body from Army.
Army pushes Milcic back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Milcic swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Milcic blocks an elbow strike from Army.
Milcic can't break the clinch.
Milcic has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Milcic wants to break free but Army has control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milcic wants to break free but Army has control.
Army misses with a body punch.
Army lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from Army.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Army lands with a light punch inside.
Milcic wants to break the clinch but can't.
Army lands a body punch in the clinch.
Army scores with a shoulder strike.
Milcic breaks from the clinch.
Milcic looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Milcic takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Milcic moves out of range as Army strikes.
Milcic avoids a kick to the body.
Milcic unleashes a big counter combination but Army bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Milcic misses with a combination
and Army makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Milcic looks winded!
Army circles away from the clinch attempt
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Army dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dick Army's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Army uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milcic.
Milcic blocks a jab.
Milcic pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Milcic loads up on a big right hand but Army slips the punch.
Milcic tries to clinch but Army moves out of range.
Milcic tries to clinch up
enabling Army to counter with a crisp jab.
Army throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Parko Milcic is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A left lands for Army.
Milcic avoids the head kick by Army.
Parko Milcic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A good leg kick by Army.
Dick Army is winning the standup battle so far.
Army lands a lovely overhand right.
Milcic throws a leg kick that is checked
and Army counters with a good low kick that Milcic was not able to check.
Milcic swinging wildly here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Milcic throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Army counters with a leg kick.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Army throws a half hearted mid kick.
Milcic throws out a counter right but Army avoids it with no problem.
Milcic goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Milcic tries to clinch but Army is having none of it.
Army fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Milcic has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Army pushes Milcic up against the ropes in a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Army.
Army taking a breather.
Army lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Army.
A short left from Army.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Army.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Nice elbow from Army.
It looks like Parko Milcic has been cut.
Milcic takes an elbow to the forehead.
Army gets through Milcic's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Milcic's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Army lands a left hand.
Army pushes Milcic back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Army lands a right hand that snaps the head of Milcic backwards.
Nice body punch from Army - that landed with a thud.
Milcic is breathing heavily.
Army lands a body punch in the clinch.
Army lands a nice elbow.
Milcic wants to break free but Army has control.
A nice left hand lands by Army.
Army manages to break the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Army throws a hook but Milcic avoids it easily.
And Milcic responds with a good body kick, but Army manages to step out the way in time.
Milcic takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Army lands with a cross.
Army throws out a head kick that Milcic doesn't see coming - it connects and sends Milcic crashing to the mat face first! He's bounced up to his knees and is scrambling to get back to his feet and beat the count. He's up on 5 but still looks a bit groggy; will the referee allow it to continue??? He's taking a good look into Milcic's eyes and has decided to let it go on!
Milcic is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Army will take that round after scoring the only knockdown of the round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Army keeps the fight on the outside.
Army looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Nice uppercut there from Army.
Milcic throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Army holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Milcic wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Army has him pressed against the ropes.
Milcic avoids a wild elbow strike from Army.
Milcic wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Army has him pressed against the ropes.
Army lands an elbow just above Milcic 's eye.
Milcic letting Army take a breather here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Army.
A nice left hand lands by Army.
Milcic can't break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Army lands an uppercut.
Milcic has a couple of punches blocked by Army.
Milcic is trying to push Army away but Army has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Army is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Milcic can do to turn this around?
Army lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Army lands a nice elbow.
Milcic is still on wobbly legs! Can Army finish him?
Army lands with a right to the head.
Milcic takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A right handed body shot lands from Army.
Army lands with a short shot to the head.
A short left from Army.
Army throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A right handed body shot lands from Army.
Army lands a damaging elbow.
Army working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Army.
Army creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Milcic crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Milcic face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Army takes it with a brutal technical knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Dick Army!
Dick Army thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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