PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jerrone The Pimp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mickey McFinnigan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Pimp comes into the arena with Big KRIT - New Agenda blaring out of the sound system. McFinnigan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Game - Hit The J. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Pimp
vs
McFinnigan

193 cm
29
208 lbs
9 - 5 - 1

195 cm
35
205 lbs
28 - 16 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jerrone The Pimp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mickey McFinnigan!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Radbod Blank and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Pimp misses with a leg kick
and McFinnigan counters with a nice leg kick.
The Pimp thuds his right hand into McFinnigan's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The Pimp throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McFinnigan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McFinnigan with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The Pimp to score with a decent uppercut.
A swing and a miss from McFinnigan.
The Pimp lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McFinnigan scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nice body kick there by McFinnigan.
The Pimp misses with an uppercut
and McFinnigan counters with a right hand to the body.
McFinnigan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Pimp just misses with a punch to the body.
The Pimp lands a jab to the nose.

It looks like Mickey McFinnigan has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Pimp misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pimp gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McFinnigan.
The Pimp lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McFinnigan throws a leg kick but The Pimp sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The Pimp tries to counter by moving into the clinch but McFinnigan manages to circle out of the way.
McFinnigan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from The Pimp. Those never looked like landing.
McFinnigan throws a chopping leg kick but The Pimp manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
It looked like The Pimp wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McFinnigan tests The Pimp's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McFinnigan slips under a jab from The Pimp.
McFinnigan throws a body punch but The Pimp moves out of range.
McFinnigan has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McFinnigan connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Pimp turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Pimp lands a jab to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pimp dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McFinnigan.
McFinnigan throws a hook to the side of The Pimp's head but The Pimp sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McFinnigan has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Pimp.
McFinnigan throws a low kick, looking for The Pimp's leg but The Pimp calmly moves out of range.
Good leg kick by The Pimp there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Pimp checks a low kick from McFinnigan.
The Pimp appears to be looking for a big counter.
McFinnigan has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Pimp.
The Pimp fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McFinnigan manages to avoid it.
The Pimp tries a low kick but McFinnigan avoids it.
The Pimp cracks McFinnigan with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A big right from The Pimp misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerrone The Pimp dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mickey McFinnigan's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

The Pimp lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Good exchange - The Pimp coming out on top.
The Pimp throws a front kick aimed at McFinnigan's knee but McFinnigan avoids it well.
McFinnigan lands a slapping body shot.
McFinnigan slips under a jab from The Pimp.
The Pimp throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McFinnigan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Pimp walks into a jab.
McFinnigan missing with a left hand there. The Pimp was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Pimp throws a leg kick but McFinnigan sees it coming and moves out of range.
McFinnigan throws a shot from downtown. The Pimp moves away and avoids it.
The Pimp stalks McFinnigan and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into McFinnigan's face. McFinnigan staggers backwards, shaken.
The Pimp thumps McFinnigan with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pimp smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Pimp misses with a kick to the body.
The Pimp will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A little jabbing left from McFinnigan on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McFinnigan fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nice shot lands for McFinnigan.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from McFinnigan. The Pimp shrugs it off though.
McFinnigan turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McFinnigan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The Pimp pivots, looking for a leg kick but McFinnigan is out of range and The Pimp settles back down.
McFinnigan only half commits to the counter leg kick.
The Pimp misses with a jab, cross combination.
Good standup being displayed there by The Pimp as he connects with a hook.
McFinnigan slips under a jab from The Pimp.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - McFinnigan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Pimp fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A big left from The Pimp misses.
The Pimp takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McFinnigan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Pimp moves away.
An attempted straight right counter from The Pimp misses the target.
A jab lands there for The Pimp.
The Pimp ducks under a wild hook from McFinnigan.
The Pimp throws a lazy right hand but McFinnigan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McFinnigan throws out a counter right but The Pimp avoids it with no problem.
McFinnigan throws a body shot but no joy.
Jerrone The Pimp is winning the standup battle so far.
McFinnigan takes one to the chin there.
McFinnigan stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Pimp.
The Pimp tries to close the distance and clinch but McFinnigan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McFinnigan flicks out a counter leg kick but The Pimp steps away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerrone The Pimp dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mickey McFinnigan's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

McFinnigan lands a leg kick that knocks The Pimp off balance momentarily.
The Pimp with a nice cross.
McFinnigan drops his guard momentarily, allowing The Pimp to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes McFinnigan! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! The Pimp takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Jerrone The Pimp!
Our winner, Jerrone The Pimp, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.