PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Zophiel Furfur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: do it. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Furfur
vs
Viagra

178 cm
37
169 lbs
30 - 14 - 0

176 cm
39
165 lbs
33 - 17 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

SP Ultimate Nutrition
KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Zophiel Furfur!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 17 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick by Viagra misses
and Furfur counters with a low kick, right behind Viagra 's knee.
Furfur avoids the body shot from Viagra.
Furfur fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Furfur.
A quick step to the side and Furfur tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Viagra on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Furfur. Furfur obviously looking to wear him down.
Furfur misses with an uppercut. Viagra saw that one coming.
Furfur uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Viagra.
Furfur avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Viagra has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Viagra rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Furfur moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Viagra throws the left hand but Furfur avoids the punch easily.
Furfur throwing a counter right hand but Viagra manages to avoid it.
Furfur buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Furfur connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Furfur throws a head kick but Viagra moves out of range.
Furfur uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Viagra.
Viagra thuds a left hand into Furfur's body.
Furfur misses with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Furfur connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra misses with a straight left.
Viagra throws a right hand that Furfur ducks under and follows up with a left that Furfur also avoids with ease.
Viagra throws a combination. Furfur tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Furfur chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Viagra can pounce on him.
Viagra throws an off balance right hand
and Furfur counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Viagra rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Furfur moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A little feinted left hand from Furfur on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Viagra throws a body kick that misses.
Furfur defending well as Viagra loads up on a big left hand.
Furfur was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Furfur moves out of range of the body kick.
A jab from Furfur finds it's way through Viagra's defenses.
Viagra scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Viagra tries to land a body kick
and Furfur counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Viagra misses with a kick to the body
and Furfur counters with a leg kick.
Viagra throws a sloppy head kick and Furfur moves out of range easily.
Viagra connects with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Viagra misses with a hook. Furfur ducked under it nicely.
Viagra throws a combination. Furfur tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Viagra blocks a jab.
Furfur misses with a low kick.
Furfur lets loose with a powerful body kick. Viagra will feel that in the morning.
Furfur lands a nice looking kick to the body. Viagra takes a step back to recover.
Viagra misses with an uppercut.
Viagra rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Furfur counters with a thumping low kick.
Viagra takes one to the side of the head.
Furfur scores with a hook.
Furfur gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Viagra swings widly with a right hand
and Furfur counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Viagra misses with an uppercut
and Viagra takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Viagra is rocked!
Viagra throws a head kick that misses
and Furfur counters with a solid body kick.
Viagra is still on wobbly legs! Can Furfur finish him?
Viagra looks winded!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra is holding his hands too far apart here. Furfur throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Viagra is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zophiel Furfur!
Our winner, Zophiel Furfur, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.