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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klumpo comes to the cage accompanied by Enter Sandman . Kong has chosen Awesome Donkey Kong as his entrance music. Heffo Klumpo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Donkey Kong's chin.
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281 lbs
32 - 10 - 0 |
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285 lbs
10 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
32 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heffo Klumpo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donkey Kong!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klumpo throws a right hand that misses
and Kong counters with a nice uppercut.
Klumpo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Heffo Klumpo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kong misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Klumpo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Donkey Kong has been cut.
Kong looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Klumpo takes a swing at Kong's ribcage but misses.
Kong moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Klumpo takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Klumpo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kong counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kong appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Kong avoids a kick to the body.
Kong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kong keeps Klumpo at a distance using the push kick.
Kong is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from Klumpo.
Klumpo drops his hands momentarily and Kong takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kong cracks a nice hook into Klumpo's ribs.
Kong is looking to land body kicks.
Klumpo throws a push kick but Kong slaps the foot to one side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kong throws a right hand that Klumpo ducks under and follows up with a left that Klumpo also avoids with ease.
Kong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kong ducks under a wild hook from Klumpo.
Kong lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Klumpo takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Klumpo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kong counters with a straight right hand.
Klumpo tries to get into range but Kong steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Klumpo! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Kong scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Donkey Kong!
A victorious Donkey Kong thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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