PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vadim Kalashnikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tallak Hrolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalashnikov comes to the cage accompanied by Leningrad Cowboys - Those Were The Days . Vadim Kalashnikov could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tallak Hrolf 's chin.

Kalashnikov
vs
Hrolf

193 cm
32
235 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

195 cm
34
305 lbs
29 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vadim Kalashnikov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tallak Hrolf !
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalashnikov connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hrolf blocks a jab.
Kalashnikov throws a head kick that misses.
Hrolf with the counter takedown but Kalashnikov avoids it easily.
Kalashnikov lands a lovely overhand right.
Kalashnikov pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hrolf is out of range and Kalashnikov settles back down.
Kalashnikov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hrolf blocks a jab.
Hrolf swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hrolf moves out of range of the leg kick from Kalashnikov.
Hrolf moves out of range of the strikes.
Hrolf throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kalashnikov sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kalashnikov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hrolf throws a hook but Kalashnikov blocks it.
Kalashnikov scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kalashnikov avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kalashnikov defending well as Hrolf loads up on a big left hand.
Hrolf tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalashnikov connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hrolf with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kalashnikov looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kalashnikov looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kalashnikov fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hrolf is out of range.
Hrolf defending well as Kalashnikov loads up on a big left hand.
Vadim Kalashnikov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kalashnikov throws a head kick that misses.
Kalashnikov throws a leg kick but Hrolf moved away.
Kalashnikov tries to score with a low kick but Hrolf moves his leg out of the way.
Kalashnikov lands an overhand right.
Vadim Kalashnikov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kalashnikov ducks under a wild hook from Hrolf .
A telegraphed right hand from Kalashnikov misses the target.
Hrolf avoids the head kick by Kalashnikov.
Hrolf is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Hrolf catches Kalashnikov with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kalashnikov lands a really nice looking cross but Hrolf seems unphased.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd cheers as Kalashnikov lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hrolf doesn't seem phased though.
Kalashnikov misses with a looping left.
Kalashnikov throws the kick towards the body but Hrolf avoids it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hrolf .
Hrolf throws out a leg kick but Kalashnikov moves out of range and Hrolf only half commits.
Kalashnikov throws a shot from downtown. Hrolf moves away and avoids it.
Hrolf checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hrolf takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Hrolf scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Kalashnikov avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Hrolf .
Kalashnikov is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.
Kalashnikov is looking for a sweep.
Kalashnikov is working hard here to advance position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalashnikov is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Hrolf 's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Kalashnikov wants to control but Hrolf is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Kalashnikov is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Hrolf trying to control the action but Kalashnikov is working from the bottom.
Hrolf lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Kalashnikov is rocked!
Hrolf is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Kalashnikov is hurt! He's hurt bad - Hrolf fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Kalashnikov from any more punishment! Congratulations to Hrolf ! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tallak Hrolf !