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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beef Jerky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mietek Wegorz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jerky might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Whoop Somebodies Ass. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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220 cm
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255 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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215 cm
25
240 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beef Jerky! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mietek Wegorz! The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A nice combination there by Wegorz.
Sloppy strikes from Wegorz. Those never looked like landing. Jerky has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Top Team in the buildup to the fight. Jerky fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wegorz is out of range. Despite the aggression on Wegorz's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Jerky pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Jerky misses with an uppercut. Wegorz saw that one coming. Jerky misses with a hook. Wegorz ducked under it nicely. Wegorz misses with a series of wild punches.
Wegorz dives in and grabs Jerky's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jerky pushes down on Wegorz's head and hops out. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Jerky closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jerky lands in his opponent's guard. Wegorz looks winded! Jerky throwing strikes but missing. Jerky really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jerky postures up in Wegorz's guard and throws a big left but Wegorz blocks it. Wegorz utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Jerky lands a couple of elbows. Wegorz is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jerky working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Wegorz's head. Jerky is pushing down on Wegorz's leg trying to pass to half guard. Wegorz is fighting to maintain full guard but Jerky has managed to sneak the leg through. Jerky is nestled in close to Wegorz, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure. Jerky not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jerky winds up and cracks Wegorz with a swinging punch to the side of the head. Jerky throwing shots but Wegorz is blocking nicely. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Jerky is nestled in close to Wegorz, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure. Jerky is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. Jerky seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. Jerky performing his best blanket impression for a moment. Jerky sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Wegorz defending well though. Jerky has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Wegorz has hold of Jerky's hands but Jerky slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow. Jerky takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists. Jerky landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. Jerky scoring with strikes to the body and head. Well, if Jerky is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Jerky is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Jerky in particular looking to stall.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jerky sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Wegorz defending well though. Jerky looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. Jerky missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Jerky not landing any meaningful shots this time. Jerky scores with a couple of good hammerfists. Jerky missing with the ground and pound from half guard. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Jerky working Wegorz over with strikes. Jerky trying to control the pace. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beef Jerky dominated that round. That's time! Back to the action!
Jab by Jerky. Jerky drops Wegorz with a straight right hand, right on the button! Jerky follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Beef Jerky! After the big win, Beef Jerky made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Bullet Proof System and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
32% |
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