PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rhaegar Targaryen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Akira Toushikama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toushikama is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: One Love-Yoshihiro Akiyama. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Targaryen
vs
Toushikama

185 cm
28
180 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

179 cm
27
185 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power

Underworld Clothing /w 90% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rhaegar Targaryen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Akira Toushikama !
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Columbo Gatti and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Targaryen works Toushikama 's body with a nice hook.
Targaryen with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Targaryen gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Toushikama wants to control from the top but Targaryen keeps moving.
Toushikama throwing strikes but missing.
Toushikama postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Toushikama working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Targaryen's head.
Toushikama connects with a couple of short punches.
Toushikama trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Toushikama has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Morbid Conditioning, Trans, Esc School $1000. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Toushikama scoring with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toushikama with a flurry of punches that miss.
Toushikama passes Targaryen's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Toushikama thows a huge punch but Targaryen dodges it nicely.
Toushikama scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Toushikama connects with a nice short shot to Targaryen's temple.
Toushikama slips a nice elbow through Targaryen's hands, connecting with Targaryen's forehead.
Toushikama looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Targaryen with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Toushikama sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Targaryen defending well though.
Toushikama seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Toushikama thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Toushikama passes to side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toushikama working the head with strikes.
Targaryen takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.

Targaryen is rocked!
Toushikama cracks Targaryen with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Toushikama immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Targaryen is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Toushikama !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Akira Toushikama !
A very excited looking Akira Toushikama made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Rhaegar Targaryen was interviewed post fight and said 'Normally I would say "Auf wiedersehen," but since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "'till I see you again", and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye.'.