PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Four Loko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harvey Dent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loko comes to the cage accompanied by marry yourdaughter. Dent is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by tim finnegans. Four Loko has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Loko
vs
Dent

185 cm
34
181 lbs
21 - 14 - 0

178 cm
31
180 lbs
26 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

AnonymouS

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Harvey Dent!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loko jabs Dent right on the nose. Dent blinks but takes it well.
Loko throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Loko lands a lovely overhand right.
Dent lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Dent avoids the head kick by Loko.
As Loko backs off Dent throws a huge counter combo but Loko manages to avoid it all.
Loko throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Loko misses with the combination.
Dent is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Loko lands a nice looking body shot.
Loko misses with a straight right.
Dent just misses with a punch to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dent connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dent tries to score a power double leg takedown but Loko sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Dent somewhat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loko throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dent's head.
Loko with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Loko looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A punch lands to the side of Dent 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Dent tries to close the distance and clinch up but Loko swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Four Loko is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Loko misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dent.
Loko scores with a kick to the body.
Dent avoids the head kick by Loko.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Loko misses.
Loko slips a jab and a cross from Dent.
It looked like Loko was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dent.
Dent tries to bum rush Loko with a series of wild strikes but Loko uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dent tries to clinch there but Loko circles away.
Loko fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Loko lands with a slapping head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dent looks to land a combination. Loko sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Nice uppercut lands for Loko. That snapped Dent's head back.
Loko is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A punch combination from Dent misses.
Loko thows a body kick. Dent tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Loko thuds his right hand into Dent's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Loko throws a front kick that sends Dent stumbling back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dent moves away.
Loko pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dent is out of range and Loko settles back down.
Loko's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Loko duly obliges.
Dent has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Loko.
Four Loko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loko scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dent wants to land a leg kick but Loko is out of range.
Loko misses the shot to the body.
Dent throws a counter combo.
Dent on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Loko scores with a shot to the body.
Dent swinging wildly here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dent shoots in looking for a takedown but Loko manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dent's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
It looked like Loko was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dent.
Loko throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A decent looking cross lands there for Loko.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Loko throws a jab but it's blocked by Dent.
Loko chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dent swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Loko counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dent takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Loko takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Loko scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Loko keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Four Loko dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dent tries to clinch there but Loko circles away.
An inside leg kick lands from Loko.
Loko showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dent.
Loko misses with a double jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Loko.
Loko fails to land with a series of punches.
Loko tries a low kick but Dent avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loko slaps away a takedown attempt from Dent, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Loko connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loko cracks the inside of Dent's front leg.
Loko dodges the punch combination from Dent.
Loko cracks Dent with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dent misses with a double jab.
Dent loads up on a big right hand but Loko slips the punch.
Dent takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Loko lands a nice shot that snaps Dent's head back.
Loko connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dent's hands.
Loko scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loko lands a nice looking body kick.
Loko is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dent can do to turn this around?
A left and a right from Loko both land. Nice combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loko scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Loko lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dent has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dent and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Four Loko is winning the standup battle so far.
Loko throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Loko is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Loko misses with a double jab.
Dent is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Loko tries a head kick but it misses.
Dent swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A lazy left from Loko finds it's target.
Loko fakes the leg kick and cracks Dent in the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dent tries to close the distance and clinch up but Loko swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Loko thumps Dent with a low kick.
Loko throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Loko swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Loko scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Nice takedown defense from Loko. No joy for Dent on that attempt.
Loko misses with the combination.
Dent takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loko misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Loko misses with a hook.
Dent is trying desperately to land a takedown but Loko is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Dent.
A head kick misses from Loko.
Loko misses with a series of wild punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Loko. Dent does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dent is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Dent shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Loko as he avoids it easily.
Four Loko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harvey Dent.
Dent takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loko throws a lazy uppercut
and Dent counters with a one-two to the body.
Dent shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Loko eats them both and turns towards Dent to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Loko lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dent's sensitive parts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Four Loko dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Loko throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Loko thows a left - swing and a miss!
A head kick misses from Loko.
Despite the aggression on Dent's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Loko misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dent has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Loko.
Loko scores with a jab to the head.
Loko tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dent was well out of range. Poor timing from Loko.
Loko lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Loko misses with a hook. Dent ducked under it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dent throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Loko counter with a right hand.
Dent ducks under a wild hook from Loko.
Dent is looking for the big counter here.
Dent moves out of range of the body kick from Loko.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch! Loko slams his shin into Dent's torso.
Dent misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dent moves in looking to clinch but Loko pushes him off.
Loko throws a sloppy head kick and Dent moves out of range easily.
Dent tries to close the distance and clinch up but Loko swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dent throws a combination that misses
and Loko counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Loko thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dent is looking for the big counter here.
Loko moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Loko feints and then cracks Dent's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dent down.
Dent misses with a few strikes there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loko throws a lazy head kick
and Dent counters with a series of strikes. Loko will be more careful next time no doubt.
Loko paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dent slips a straight right by Loko.
The fighters circling - Loko throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dent showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loko.
Loko showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dent.
Loko connects with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dent avoids the head kick by Loko.
Dent lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Loko fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dent tries to close the distance and clinch but Loko swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Loko, right into the meat.
Loko lands with a slapping head kick.
Loko throws a lazy right hand but Dent sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dent! But no joy.
A combination from Dent does no damage.
Dent throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Loko counters with a series of strikes. Dent will be more careful next time no doubt.
Loko throws a right and a left that Dent avoids nicely.
Loko misses with a looping right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loko throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dent counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Loko.
Dent throws a series of punches but Loko moves out of range.
Nice body kick there by Loko.
Dent's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Loko misses with a body kick.
Loko pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Loko thuds his shin into the meat of Dent's side.
Loko misses with an uppercut.
Loko lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Harvey Dent has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Four Loko is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dent has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dent lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Loko circles away quickly and effectively.
It looked like Loko was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.

And that's the end of the fight!
Four Loko showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Loko has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Four Loko!
Four Loko gave a mention to AnonymouS in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).