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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rex Tyrannosaurus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyrannosaurus comes into a darkened arena with his song building. MacArthurPark kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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275 lbs
13 - 17 - 0 |
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30
283 lbs
15 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Tyrannosaurus!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lulu tries to close the distance and clinch but Tyrannosaurus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lulu tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tyrannosaurus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lulu instigates a clinch.
Tyrannosaurus is trying to force a seperation but Lulu has the dominant position.
Lulu throws an elbow that misses.
Tyrannosaurus wants to get back to striking at distance but Lulu won't allow it.
Tyrannosaurus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tyrannosaurus avoids the elbow strike from Lulu, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lulu backwards.
Lulu avoiding damage as Tyrannosaurus throws knees to the body.
Tyrannosaurus breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lulu takes one to the chin there.
Nice jab there from Tyrannosaurus.
Lulu tries to clinch there but Tyrannosaurus circles away.
Lulu is looking to clinch but Tyrannosaurus is avoiding it.
We've been told by Lulu's head coaches at Bi-polar Asylum that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lulu clinches.
We've been informed that Tyrannosaurus has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Tyrannosaurus lands an elbow that stopped Lulu in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Ho Lulu has been cut.
Lulu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Tyrannosaurus just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lulu's brow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Lulu just misses with a elbow thrown towards Tyrannosaurus's brow.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tyrannosaurus.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lulu throws an elbow but misses.
Tyrannosaurus lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tyrannosaurus lands a big right hand that drops Lulu! The killer instinct kicks in and Tyrannosaurus finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Tyrannosaurus!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rex Tyrannosaurus!
An out of breath Rex Tyrannosaurus thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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