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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Strategos Themistokles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ooh La La. Tiny Mcfacepunch has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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275 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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218 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good low kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tiny Mcfacepunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Strategos Themistokles!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Chris Saunders and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Themistokles defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Mcfacepunch.
Themistokles throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Mcfacepunch.
It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut.
Mcfacepunch connects with a crisp jab.
Mcfacepunch misses with a body shot.
Themistokles connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Themistokles attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Mcfacepunch throws a body punch but Themistokles moves out of range.
Mcfacepunch looks to score with a jab to the body but Themistokles is just out of range.
Mcfacepunch looks for a takedown but Themistokles sprawls well.
Themistokles let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Mcfacepunch with a hook.
Mcfacepunch swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Donk. Mcfacepunch catches Themistokles right on the button with a cross.
Mcfacepunch seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mcfacepunch drives through with a takedown into Themistokles's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Themistokles trying to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mcfacepunch preventing the sweep.
Mcfacepunch throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Themistokles keeping moving, preventing Mcfacepunch from controlling successfully.
Themistokles preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Mcfacepunch postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Themistokles pulls Mcfacepunch in to control the position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Themistokles can do anything to dispel that myth.
Themistokles lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Mcfacepunch is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Mcfacepunch looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch wants to stand but Themistokles is controlling the position.
Themistokles is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Mcfacepunch holds on and takes a little breather.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Mcfacepunch thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mcfacepunch jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mcfacepunch tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Themistokles swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tiny Mcfacepunch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Themistokles gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Mcfacepunch to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Themistokles utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Mcfacepunch wants to pass the guard but Themistokles is keeping the position.
Mcfacepunch trying to control the position from guard on top but Themistokles is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Themistokles trying to keep a closed guard but Mcfacepunch is proving a slippery customer.
Mcfacepunch is in close to Themistokles's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Themistokles wants to sweep here but Mcfacepunch controlling him for the moment.
Mcfacepunch loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Themistokles tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Mcfacepunch scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Mcfacepunch loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Themistokles not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Mcfacepunch throws an elbow that misses. Themistokles uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mcfacepunch's guard. Nice move by Themistokles!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mcfacepunch looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Themistokles working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Mcfacepunch keeping moving, preventing Themistokles from controlling successfully.
Mcfacepunch tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Themistokles pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mcfacepunch is keeping the position for now.
Mcfacepunch controlling the position.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tiny Mcfacepunch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Mcfacepunch sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Themistokles.
Themistokles fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mcfacepunch drives through with a takedown into Themistokles's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Mcfacepunch throws a big elbow that misses.
Mcfacepunch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Themistokles controls Mcfacepunch momentarily but Mcfacepunch frees himself.
Mcfacepunch looking to sit in guard and control but Themistokles gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfacepunch wants to stand but Themistokles is controlling the position.
Themistokles seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Themistokles tries to free his leg and advance position but Mcfacepunch is retaining full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Themistokles stays in close to Mcfacepunch's body and controls the position.
Mcfacepunch trying to control the position.
Mcfacepunch keeping moving, preventing Themistokles from controlling successfully.
Mcfacepunch wants to stand up but Themistokles is controlling him.
Themistokles must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Mcfacepunch tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Mcfacepunch is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Themistokles can do to turn this around?
Themistokles takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Themistokles thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Mcfacepunch if he has to take too many more of those.
Themistokles buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Mcfacepunch shoots in looking for a takedown. Themistokles tries to sprawl out of it but Mcfacepunch keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Themistokles manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Themistokles tries to clinch up.
Mcfacepunch is trying hard to land a takedown here. Themistokles sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Themistokles throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Themistokles.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Themistokles.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Themistokles connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Horrible takedown attempt by Mcfacepunch or perhaps it was just good defense by Themistokles, which made it look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tiny Mcfacepunch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Themistokles ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mcfacepunch moves away.
Mcfacepunch shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Mcfacepunch walks into a straight right hand from Themistokles.
Mcfacepunch misses with an uppercut.
Themistokles moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Themistokles lands a nice shot that snaps Mcfacepunch's head back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch throws a hook but Themistokles blocks it.
Themistokles swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mcfacepunch shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Themistokles but Themistokles pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Mcfacepunch throws a right hand that misses
and Mcfacepunch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is getting worse.
Mcfacepunch will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Mcfacepunch lands a jab.
Mcfacepunch throws the left hand but Themistokles avoids the punch easily.
Mcfacepunch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Themistokles connects with a right hand. Mcfacepunch shakes it off.
Mcfacepunch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mcfacepunch thuds his right hand into Themistokles's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Themistokles throws a head kick that Mcfacepunch semi-blocks.
Nice defenses there by Themistokles.
Mcfacepunch misses with a double jab.
Themistokles connects with the punch.
Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Tiny Mcfacepunch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Themistokles throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Themistokles bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Themistokles defending well as Mcfacepunch loads up on a big left hand.
Themistokles circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Mcfacepunch drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Themistokles follows Mcfacepunch to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Strategos Themistokles!
After winning the bout, Strategos Themistokles thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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