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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mr Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lasnur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Mr Hands is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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150 cm
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150 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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150 cm
25
130 lbs
1 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
Self confident |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mr Hands! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock Lasnur! The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hands closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Hands lands in his opponent's guard. Hands slips effortlessly into side control - very nice. Lasnur looks winded! Hands moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. Hands tries to move to mount but Lasnur blocks the move with his legs. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Hands decides to stand back up. Hands steps back and let's Lasnur get back to his feet. Lasnur misses with a hook
and Hands counters by moving into the clinch. A battle for position here, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hands manages to pull guard.
Hands utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Lasnur stopping the sweep attempt from Hands. Lasnur won't allow Hands to get back to his feet. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Hands is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. Hands is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Hands has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Lasnur is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position. Hands pulls Lasnur into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hands throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hands working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Lasnur doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Lasnur manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. Hands seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. Hands wants to stand but Lasnur is controlling the position. Hands keeping moving, preventing Lasnur from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hands is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Lasnur defends well. Lasnur won't allow Hands to sweep him here. Hands is controlling Lasnur's posture. Hands has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lasnur can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Hands bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lasnur's guard.
Lasnur should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Hands sitting in guard, not really doing much. Hands stands up and waves to Lasnur to follow him. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Hands closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Lasnur did well to prevent Hands getting side control. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Hands dominated that round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Hands moves into range and clinches up with Lasnur. Hands is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lasnur can do to turn this around? Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hands obliges. Hands scores a nice knee to the body.
Hands escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lasnur tries to keep at a distance but Hands has taken the fight into the clinch. Hands is stalling here.
Hands jumps guard and drags Lasnur to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Hands has his foot on Lasnur's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Lasnur works his way back into a safe position though. Hands has control of Lasnur's left arm, preventing Lasnur from doing any damage. Hands scores with a short punch from the bottom. Lasnur is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hands is pulling down on Lasnur's head. It's preventing any offense from Lasnur, at least for the moment. We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace. Hands throws a nice elbow from the bottom. Hands is pulling down on Lasnur's head. It's preventing any offense from Lasnur, at least for the moment.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Hands throws out a powerful jab. Hands closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Lasnur quickly recovers to half guard. Hands is figuring out what he wants to do next. Lasnur has hold of Hands's hands but Hands slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow. Hands knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Lasnur on the ground. Hands decides to return to a standing position. Hands gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Hands manages to break the clinch.
Hands scores with a takedown into Lasnur's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hands's corner is telling him to maintain position. Hands passes Lasnur's right leg, so he's now in half guard. Hands lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. Hands tries to stand and escape but Lasnur is controlling the position. Hands looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Hands's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground. If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Hands is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Hands dominated that second round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Hands closes the distance and clinches. Hands wants the takedown. Lasnur is fighting it off but Hands persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Lasnur's guard against the cage. Hands content to stall in guard here. Hands is looking to stand up but Lasnur won't let him. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Hands slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. Lasnur takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Hands works a leg free and moves into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hands sitting and controlling from the half guard. Lasnur has hold of Hands's hands but Hands slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow. Hands is taking a breather. Lasnur says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something. Hands is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. Lasnur tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Hands has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hands controlling the position easily from mount. Hands raining down shots from the mount! Hands working for a guillotine from mount but Lasnur is in no mood to give up. Hands is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Lasnur is forced to tap! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mr Hands!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
37% |
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