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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phill Bunce (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Duke Nukem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Phill Bunce!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nukem ducks under a wild hook from Bunce.
Bunce throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bunce has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Nukem misses with a looping right.
Bunce is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Bunce swings widly with a right hand
and Bunce takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nukem changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nukem staying out of range there.
Nukem scores with a jab.
Nukem bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nukem feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bunce's calf.
Bunce misses with a looping right.
The fight stays on the outside here - Nukem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunce misses with a hook. Nukem ducked under it nicely.
Nukem throws a head kick but Bunce moves out of range.
Bunce looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bunce throws a right hand that Nukem ducks under and follows up with a left that Nukem also avoids with ease.
Bunce listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bunce slips a jab and a cross from Nukem.
Nukem throws a right and a left that Bunce avoids nicely.
It seemed like Bunce was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nukem throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nukem. Bunce does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bunce swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nukem is looking to clinch.
Bunce throws out a counter right but Nukem avoids it with no problem.
Duke Nukem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bunce waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nukem.
Nukem looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nukem throws a body shot but no joy.
Danga de danga de dang - Bunce scores with a four punch combination!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nukem is looking to clinch.
Bunce looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bunce scores with a decent looking hook.
Bunce lands a nice shot that snaps Nukem's head back.
Bunce needs to keep his hands up - Nukem had a free shot at his head there.
Nukem slips a jab and a cross from Bunce.
As Bunce tries to get set, Nukem tries to push him back and clinch up but Bunce manages to avoid the attempt.
Nukem throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nukem throws a leg kick which misses Bunce's front leg but catches the back leg as Bunce tries to avoid it.
Bunce misses with the combination.
And Nukem counters with a quick kick to the body but Bunce blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Bunce misses its intended target.
Bunce throws a series of punches but Nukem avoids them all with ease.
Bunce throws a lazy uppercut
and Nukem counters with a good low kick that Bunce was not able to check.
Nukem closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bunce looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bunce breaks the clinch.
Nukem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bunce paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nukem is looking to slow Bunce down with leg kicks.
Nukem slips under a jab from Bunce.
Nukem fires out a quick counter leg kick but Bunce just manages to avoid it.
Nukem dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bunce rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Nukem counter with a right hand.
Bunce throws a right hand that misses
and Nukem counters with a stiff right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nukem throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bunce.
It looks like Phill Bunce has been cut.
Bunce scores with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bunce slips a jab and a cross from Nukem.
Bunce cracks Nukem with an open hand slap.
Bunce throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nukem.
Bunce walks into a stiff left hand from Nukem.
Bunce ducks under a wild hook from Nukem.
Nukem fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bunce scores with a jab to the head.
Bunce slips under a jab.
Bunce moves out of range as Nukem strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Duke Nukem will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Phill Bunce's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Nukem ducks under a wild hook from Bunce.
A telegraphed right hand from Bunce misses the target.
Bunce jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bunce throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nukem counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nukem scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bunce missing with a left hand there. Nukem was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bunce blocks a head kick by Nukem.
Bunce swings widly with a right hand
and Nukem cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nukem feints and then cracks Bunce's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bunce down.
Bunce scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Bunce might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bunce bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bunce! But no joy.
Nukem throws out a loose jab but Bunce uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunce throws out a loose jab but Nukem uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bunce misses with an uppercut. Nukem saw that one coming.
Bunce thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nukem seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Nukem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bunce paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nukem lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nukem swings widly with a right hand
and Bunce cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nukem feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bunce's calf.
Bunce misses with a hook.
Bunce throws an overhand right that lands on Nukem's shoulder, as Nukem tries to avoid the shot.
Duke Nukem is winning the standup battle so far.
Nukem moves into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunce has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Nukem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bunce checks a leg kick.
It seemed like Bunce was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bunce lands the left hand.
Bunce throws the left hand but Nukem avoids the punch easily.
Nukem instigates a clinch.
Bunce wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nukem keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bunce's efforts to push away.
Bunce is trying to break the clinch but Nukem is controlling him.
Bunce is looking to break free of the clinch but Nukem has double underhooks.
Bunce is trying to force a seperation but Nukem has the dominant position.
Nukem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nukem slips a straight right by Bunce.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunce throws a right hand that misses
and Nukem cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bunce misses with a hook.
Nukem swings for the body but Bunce moves out of range.
Nukem swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bunce keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nukem looks to land a left hand but Bunce moved out of range nicely.
Nukem works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bunce throws a big shot that misses.
Bunce misses with a hook.
Nukem tries to clinch but Bunce moves out of range.
Nice shot by Bunce.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nukem goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bunce lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nukem swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bunce.
Nukem defending well as Bunce loads up on a big left hand.
Nukem fires out a quick counter leg kick but Bunce just manages to avoid it.
Bunce fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
It looked like Nukem wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bunce walks into a left hand.
Nukem tries to clinch there but Bunce circles away.
Bunce throws out a counter right but Nukem avoids it with no problem.
A left lands for Bunce.
Nukem walks into a stiff left hand from Bunce.
Nukem misses with a head kick.
Bunce looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nukem misses with a double jab
and Bunce counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Phill Bunce will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Phill Bunce's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Bunce throws a hook but Nukem avoids it easily.
Nukem connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bunce misses with a hook. Nukem ducked under it nicely.
Nukem swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nukem works Bunce's body with a nice hook.
Bunce misses with a lunging right hand
and Nukem counters with a right hand to the body.
Bunce misses with a series of wild punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nukem connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bunce momentarily.
Bunce takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem throws a head kick that half lands.
Bunce with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nukem to score with a decent uppercut.
Bunce is rocked!
Bunce connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Nukem's hands.
Bunce is still on wobbly legs! Can Nukem finish him?
Bunce takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nukem doesn't manage to clinch there - Bunce circles away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Nukem.
Nukem definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nukem throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nukem uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bunce.
Bunce's corner calls for a 1-2. Bunce obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bunce seems to have recovered his senses.
Nukem lands a big head kick that sends Bunce tumbling to the mat! Nukem takes a step backwards and waves Bunce back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bunce tries to keep at a distance but Nukem has taken the fight into the clinch.
Nukem breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nukem with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bunce to score with a decent uppercut.
Bunce's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nukem misses with a shot to the body
and Bunce counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nukem keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bunce.
Nukem fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bunce manages to avoid it.
Nukem tries to clinch up.
Bunce misses with a hook. Nukem ducked under it nicely.
Nukem connects with the punch.
Nukem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bunce throws a counter combo.
Nukem lands a right hook to the body.
Nukem throws a hook to the side of Bunce's head but Bunce sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bunce! But no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nukem steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bunce.
Nukem went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Nukem misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bunce.
Nukem ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nukem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
No joy there for Bunce, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nukem keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bunce.
Nukem lands a jab to the head.
Nukem takes the fight into the clinch.
Bunce manages to break the clinch.
A lazy left from Bunce finds it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bunce looks to land a combination but Nukem avoids it well.
Nukem is looking to counter with head kicks.
A big right from Nukem misses.
As Nukem backs off Bunce throws a huge counter combo but Nukem manages to avoid it all.
Nukem takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nukem looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bunce walks into a stiff left hand from Nukem.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bunce throws a shot from downtown. Nukem moves away and avoids it.
Nukem tries to clinch up but Bunce circles away and keeps his distance.
Bunce looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nukem is looking to clinch but Bunce is avoiding it.
Bunce lands with a right hand.
Nukem wants to clinch up but Bunce keeps it at a distance.
And that's the end of the fight!
Duke Nukem showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Nukem has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Duke Nukem!
A very excited looking Duke Nukem rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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