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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pepe LePew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steven Jason (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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265 lbs
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130 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good in bed |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pepe LePew!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steven Jason!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jason shoots in looking for a takedown. LePew tries to sprawl out of it but Jason keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. LePew manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
LePew gets a takedown into half guard.
Jason flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LePew is thwarting Jason's attempts to control the position.
Jason should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
LePew will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jason moves into full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jason controls LePew momentarily but LePew frees himself.
Jason trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
LePew pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jason is keeping the position for now.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Jason controls LePew momentarily but LePew frees himself.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
LePew really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jason throws a lazy right hand but LePew sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jason gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and LePew counters with a slapping leg kick.
Jason looks winded!
Jason shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as LePew sprawls well. LePew wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jason gets slowly back to his feet.
Pepe LePew has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steven Jason.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
LePew closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
LePew drops an elbow to the side of Jason's head.
LePew is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Jason is just riding it out for now. LePew eventually gives up the hold.
LePew stalling.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
LePew wants to pass the guard but Jason is defending well.
Jason is looking for a sweep. LePew is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
LePew controlling the pace.
LePew prevents Jason from improving his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Jason on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
LePew keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
LePew closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
LePew working Jason over with knees to the body.
LePew tightens his grip and picks Jason up, before dumping him to the ground. Jason manages to land in guard.
LePew slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pepe LePew dominated that round.
That's time! LePew's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
LePew dives in and scores a takedown into Jason's guard.
LePew trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
LePew connects with a couple of short punches.
LePew controls from within his opponent's guard.
Jason wants to get back to his feet but LePew is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LePew is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LePew is in close to Jason's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Jason is rocked!
LePew is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jason can do to turn this around?
Jason is breathing heavily.
LePew stays in close to Jason's body and controls the position.
Jason is still in real trouble! Can LePew finish him?
LePew has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
LePew stands up from Jason's guard - LePew perhaps looking for a knockout.
LePew gets a big slam - oh, Jason is out! Jason is out! That's a nasty KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Pepe LePew!
During a confident post fight interview, Pepe LePew thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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