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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Gorrila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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274 lbs
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280 lbs
14 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Gorrila!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Atkins and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gorrila is looking to land body kicks.
Bateman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bateman moves out of range as Gorrila throws a body kick.
Bateman misses the shot to the body.
Gorrila is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Bateman throws a head kick but Gorrila moves out of range.
Bateman tries to work over Gorrila's front leg with a kick but Gorrila checks it.
Gorrila flicks out a counter leg kick but Bateman steps away.
Bateman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Gorrila is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Gorrila throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bateman throws a lazy right hand but Gorrila sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bateman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gorrila avoids the head kick by Bateman.
Bateman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gorrila manages to avoid it.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Bateman crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Gorrila - the referee stops the clock and Bateman gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Gorrila. Bateman manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bateman looks to score with a jab to the body but Gorrila is just out of range.
Bateman lands a slapping body shot.
Bateman throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bateman lands a nice looking body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gorrila throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bateman throws a lazy right hand but Gorrila sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gorrila appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorrila dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gorrila throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bateman counters with a stiff right hand.
Bateman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gorrila only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bateman throws a jab but it's blocked by Gorrila.
Gorrila drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bateman defends it well.
Bateman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bateman connects with the punch.
Gorrila throws a head kick that Bateman semi-blocks.
Gorrila lands a high kick!
Gorrila walks into a jab.
Bateman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman moves out of range of the strikes.
Gorrila tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bateman was well out of range. Poor timing from Gorrila.
Gorrila bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bateman throws a shot from downtown. Gorrila moves away and avoids it.
Bateman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A clash of legs there as Gorrila blocks the low kick.
Bateman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bateman looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman checks the leg kick.
Bateman digs a good hook to Gorrila's body.
Gorrila throws a jab when Bateman was well out of range.
As Gorrila backs away, Bateman returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Gorrila drives through and clinches with Bateman against the cage.
Gorrila throws a knee to the head but misses.
Bateman managing to block the knees to the body from Gorrila.
Bateman letting Gorrila take a breather here.
Gorrila doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bateman is trying to break the clinch but Gorrila has him pressed against the cage.
Gorrila lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bateman backwards.
Gorrila tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bateman prevents a body shot from Gorrila.
Bateman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Gorrila looks to land a left hand but Bateman moved out of range nicely.
Bateman throwing a counter right hand but Gorrila manages to avoid it.
Bateman scores with a jab. Gorrila acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bateman throws the kick towards the body but Gorrila avoids it.
Gorrila throws the left hand but Bateman avoids the punch easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Bateman checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Gorrila misses with a low kick.
Bateman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gorrila.
Donk. Bateman catches Gorrila right on the button with a cross.
Gorrila ducks under a wild hook from Bateman.
Bateman misses the shot to the body.
Patrick Bateman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gorrila finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bateman lands a big head kick that sends Gorrila tumbling to the mat! Bateman takes a step backwards and waves Gorrila back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Gorrila is rocked!
It looks like Fat Gorrila has been cut.
Bateman lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman retains his heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Patrick Bateman thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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