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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Fred Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tired and clearly flustered, he entered the arena late and after a little discussion it was decided that the bout should take place.
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Fred Jones and Bruce Leeroy. Jones's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Face in the Sand. Leeroy has chosen Boondocks Theme Song as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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155 lbs
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Fred Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
36 - 24 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jones moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones throws out a leg kick but Leeroy moves out of range and Jones only half commits.
Jones avoids the head kick by Leeroy.
Leeroy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Leeroy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It looked like Jones was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Jones fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Leeroy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jones's hands.
It looks like Fred Jones has been cut.
Jones finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jones throws a chopping leg kick but Leeroy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Leeroy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jones's corner calls for a 1-2. Jones obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Leeroy tries to work over Jones's front leg with a kick but Jones checks it.
A big left from Leeroy misses.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Leeroy.
Leeroy misses with a kick to the body
and Jones makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A left lands for Leeroy.
Leeroy throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Leeroy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Leeroy throws a front kick aimed at Jones's knee but Jones avoids it well.
Leeroy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Leeroy scores with a body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Leeroy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jones has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Leeroy.
Leeroy throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones tries to clinch but Leeroy is having none of it.
Jones lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Leeroy circles away quickly and effectively.
Leeroy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Leeroy.
Leeroy lands a left and a right that send Jones crashing to the mat, dazed. Leeroy thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Leeroy.
It looked like Jones was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Jones closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jones is rocked!
A looping hook to the body misses from Leeroy. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Oh Jones is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jones is looking to clinch but Leeroy is avoiding it.
Jones backing away here, and Leeroy unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Jones seems to have got his legs back now.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Leeroy is just out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones checks the leg kick.
Leeroy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones wants to clinch.
Leeroy throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Jones blocks a jab.
Jones takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Leeroy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
Leeroy misses the jab.
Leeroy misses with a kick to the body.
Leeroy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jones.
Jones throws a combination. Leeroy tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Leeroy slaps away a takedown attempt from Jones, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Bruce Leeroy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Leeroy. That's going to slow Jones down.
Leeroy misses with a low kick.
Jones shoots in looking for a takedown. Leeroy tries to sprawl out of it but Jones keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Leeroy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Leeroy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones tries to clinch up.
Jones looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Leeroy moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Leeroy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jones lands with a slapping head kick.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Leeroy.
Jones tries to clinch but Leeroy moves out of range.
Leeroy swings for the body but Jones moves out of range.
Jones on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Leeroy. Leeroy obviously looking to wear him down.
Leeroy misses with a looping right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy dodges the punch combination from Jones.
A slow jab from Jones misses its intended target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Leeroy connects with a body shot that sends Jones's belly button to the back.
Leeroy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jones walks into a left hand.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice body kick from Jones.
Leeroy cracks Jones with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Leeroy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Jones to stand back up!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Leeroy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
A head kick misses from Leeroy.
Leeroy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Leeroy throws the left hand but Jones avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Leeroy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fred Jones's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Leeroy throws an overhand right that lands on Jones's shoulder, as Jones tries to avoid the shot.
Leeroy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones throws a big counter combination but Leeroy scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Jones closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jones throws a solid leg kick but Leeroy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jones.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones blocks a jab.
It looked like Jones wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Leeroy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jones takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jones rushes Leeroy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jones prevents a body shot from Leeroy.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Leeroy jumps guard and drags Jones to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones stands and steps away. Leeroy gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Leeroy throws a shot from downtown. Jones moves away and avoids it.
Jones clinches with his opponent.
Leeroy lands a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Leeroy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones blocks a body shot from Leeroy.
Leeroy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Leeroy misses with an uppercut.
Leeroy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Leeroy circles away.
Leeroy blocks a low kick nicely.
Leeroy flicks out a counter leg kick but Jones steps away.
Jones really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jones tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Leeroy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jones is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Leeroy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jones.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Leeroy circles away.
Fred Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Leeroy takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Jones appears to be looking for a big counter.
Leeroy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Leeroy lands with a good body shot.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Leeroy moves out of range easily.
Leeroy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jones.
Leeroy fails to land with a series of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Leeroy misses with a body kick.
Jones steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Leeroy.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Leeroy throws a leg kick
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones has closed the distance and engaged Leeroy in a clinch.
Leeroy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jones's elbow.
Leeroy has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Leeroy pushes Jones back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Leeroy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Leeroy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Leeroy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jones gets through Leeroy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Leeroy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jones throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Leeroy's waist but Leeroy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jones off to one side.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones looking to score a takedown here. Leeroy is defending well but Jones drives through and ends up in Leeroy's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Leeroy keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones is looking to pass into half guard but Leeroy pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Leeroy is in guard.
Jones trying to control the position here.
Jones keeping full guard, as Leeroy tries to pass.
Jones working a defensive guard but Leeroy manages to pass into side control anyway.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones is trying to control Leeroy's posture but Leeroy avoids it.
Jones looks to move to half guard but instead Leeroy has passed into mount! Damn!
Leeroy content just to control the position here.
Jones is trying desperately to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Leeroy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Fred Jones's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Leeroy is looking to land body kicks.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Leeroy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Leeroy misses with a hook.
Jones ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Leeroy circles away.
Jones looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Leeroy is fending him off so far but Jones persists. Nope, Leeroy circles away and we're back to standing.
Leeroy misses with a straight right.
Jones swinging wildly here.
Jones is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Leeroy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leeroy tries to bum rush Jones with a series of wild strikes but Jones uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jones is looking to wear down Leeroy with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Leeroy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Leeroy wants to slow Jones down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice body punch from Leeroy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Leeroy lands a jab to the nose.
Leeroy throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Leeroy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Leeroy connects with a single shot there.
A shot to the liver by Leeroy. Beautiful body shot.
Leeroy steps in with a hook that catches Jones right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Leeroy follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Jones looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Leeroy!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Bruce Leeroy waved his t-shirt featuring Firebird Designs's logo in front of the cameras.
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