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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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168 lbs
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 13 - 2, fighting out of London, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dynamite throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Washengtoneo Bandairrezz on the side of the head.
Dynamite takes a swing at Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's ribcage but misses.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dynamite looks to land a right hand but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moved out of range.
Dynamite loads up on a big right hand but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz slips the punch.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is looking to clinch but Dynamite is avoiding it.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a quick counter head kick but Dynamite was just out of range.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a hook but Dynamite avoids it easily.
Dynamite looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dynamite misses with a hook. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz ducked under it nicely.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dynamite on the side of the head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Washengtoneo Bandairrezz. That's going to slow Dynamite down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz chips away with some ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dynamite trying to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to control from the top but Dynamite keeps moving.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to control from the top but Dynamite keeps moving.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is looking to work some ground and pound but Dynamite has wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dynamite throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz trying to control the position from guard on top but Dynamite is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dynamite can pounce on him.
Danga de danga de dang - Washengtoneo Bandairrezz scores with a four punch combination!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz shoots in and drives through. Dynamite sprawls well.
Dynamite misses with an uppercut
enabling Washengtoneo Bandairrezz to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has taken the fight to the clinch.
A short uppercut from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Dynamite wants to get back to his feet.
Dynamite wants to control but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Dynamite moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Dynamite has momentary wrist control but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz slips an elbow through the middle.
Dynamite is trying to control the position but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz trying to control but Dynamite is working from the bottom.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Dynamite dives on top into guard.
Dynamite in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dynamite trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dynamite trying to control but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is working from the bottom.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is controlling Dynamite's posture.
Dynamite throwing strikes from guard but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz blocks nicely.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Dynamite throws out a leg kick but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves out of range and Dynamite only half commits.
Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
As Dynamite backs away, Washengtoneo Bandairrezz returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Dynamite blocks the leg kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses the shot to the body.
Dynamite motions for Washengtoneo Bandairrezz to come forward. Dynamite throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to clinch up but Dynamite circles away and keeps his distance.
As Washengtoneo Bandairrezz backs off Dynamite throws a huge counter combo but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz manages to avoid it all.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dynamite if he has to take too many more of those.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a head kick. Dynamite smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A leg kick checked by Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is winning the standup battle so far.
Dynamite throws a body shot but no joy.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dynamite misses with a body shot.
As Dynamite looks to move away, Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a big counter combo bu Dynamite just gets out of the way.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dynamite pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dynamite jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dynamite.
As Dynamite backs away, Washengtoneo Bandairrezz returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dynamite as he jumps to the side.
Dynamite changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dynamite tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Dynamite misses with a low kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a good cross that connects.
Dynamite looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz ducks under a wild hook from Dynamite.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands with a nice body kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz slips a jab from Dynamite.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dynamite makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz really felt that one!
Dynamite throws a hook but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz avoids it easily.
Dynamite with a nice cross.
Dynamite misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Washengtoneo Bandairrezz counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a leg kick which misses Dynamite's front leg but catches the back leg as Dynamite tries to avoid it.
Dynamite lands a nice leg kick that just misses Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's sensitive parts.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Dynamite to the ground. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is now in Dynamite's guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dynamite swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Washengtoneo Bandairrezz accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite looking for a sweep. Not yet Dynamite, not yet.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dynamite is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a big elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is pushing down on Dynamite's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dynamite is fighting to maintain full guard but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has managed to sneak the leg through.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dynamite wants to get back to full guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a head shot. Dynamite uses the momentum to regain guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throwing strikes but missing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz trying to control but Dynamite is working from the bottom.
Dynamite is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is aware though and is defending well.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz slips nicely into half guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is trying to control. Dynamite wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands with a punch from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dynamite thows a leg kick but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz checks it
and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz counters with a left to the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dynamite manages to avoid it.
Dynamite follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries a head kick but it misses.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to clinch but Dynamite is having none of it.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz slips a jab from Dynamite.
Dynamite stuffs the takedown.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz checks a leg kick.
Dynamite fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dynamite looks to land a right hand but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moved out of range.
Dynamite cracks Washengtoneo Bandairrezz with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dynamite throws a shot from downtown. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves away and avoids it.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz with a poor takedown
and Dynamite counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a shot from downtown. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves away and avoids it.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz checks a leg kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dynamite misses the jab.
The fighters circling - Dynamite throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dynamite misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a double jab
and Dynamite counters with a stiff right hand.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Dynamite misses with a head kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz avoids a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A head kick misses from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves out of range of the body kick from Dynamite.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a shot from downtown. Dynamite moves away and avoids it.
Dynamite is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz with a body shot.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz fakes the leg kick and cracks Dynamite in the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dynamite counters with a right hand to the body.
Dynamite scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dynamite throws a hook but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz blocks it.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Dynamite looks to throw the jab but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dynamite lands with a shot to the body.
Dynamite ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves away.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves out of range of the body kick.
Napoleon Dynamite is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A punch combination from Dynamite misses.
A cross from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dynamite.
Dynamite misses with a looping left.
Dynamite throws a low kick but it's checked well by Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Dynamite just misses with a punch to the body.
Dynamite tries to land a front kick but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dynamite misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite swings away with a body shot that misses
and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dynamite connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dynamite slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dynamite scores with a body shot.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz avoids the head kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite tries a low kick but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz avoids it.
A low kick from Dynamite is predictable there
and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Dynamite fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz checks it well.
Dynamite gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Dynamite trying to keep a closed guard but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite really dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
An inside leg kick lands from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a hook. Dynamite ducked under it nicely.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries a head kick but it misses.
Dynamite lands a head shot.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is looking to land body kicks.
Dynamite throws an overhand right that lands on Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's shoulder, as Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to avoid the shot.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves out of range of the leg kick from Dynamite.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dynamite scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz doesn't seem bothered though.
No luck for Washengtoneo Bandairrezz with that takedown attempt.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz scores with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dynamite listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dynamite throws a body punch but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves out of range.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to land a front kick but Dynamite steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a nice head kick!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves out of range of the strikes.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Dynamite connects with a body shot that sends Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's belly button to the back.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a right hand that Dynamite ducks under and follows up with a left that Dynamite also avoids with ease.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jab by Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Dynamite tries a low kick but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite walks forward, straight into a front kick from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dynamite.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dynamite, as that shot connected.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dynamite.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Dynamite punishes Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's body with a nice straight punch.
Dynamite connects with an inside leg kick.
Dynamite throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz checks the leg kick nicely there.
A shot to the liver by Dynamite. Beautiful body shot.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz ducks under a wild hook from Dynamite.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has closed the distance and engaged Dynamite in a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dynamite.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dynamite misses with a head kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dynamite, as that shot connected.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz blocks the body kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dynamite will feel that in the morning.
Dynamite has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Dynamite lands a leg kick that knocks Washengtoneo Bandairrezz off balance momentarily.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dynamite was well out of range. Poor timing from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dynamite keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a head kick.
Dynamite appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dynamite misses with a lunging right hand
and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Dynamite as Washengtoneo Bandairrezz shoots in.
Dynamite was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Dynamite scores with a one two! Washengtoneo Bandairrezz had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a double jab
and Dynamite counters with a nice low kick that buckles Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's knee momentarily.
Dynamite throws out a loose jab but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dynamite feints a jab promting Washengtoneo Bandairrezz to slip. Dynamite then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Dynamite throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz checks a low kick from Dynamite.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a double jab
and Dynamite counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that fourth round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Dynamite throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves away from the strike by Dynamite.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz ducks right into an uppercut from Dynamite.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz scores with a leg kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz shoots in but no luck this time.
Dynamite throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws the kick towards the body but Dynamite avoids it.
Dynamite doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dynamite bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dynamite lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dynamite throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a low kick.
Dynamite stuns Washengtoneo Bandairrezz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz avoids the body shot from Dynamite.
Dynamite moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz staying out of range there.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz closes the distance and clinches.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is working for takedown but Dynamite is calmly controlling the position for now.
Dynamite lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dynamite misses with the head strike.
Dynamite trying to stall but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz improves his position.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz scores a nice knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz prevents a body shot from Dynamite.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz struggles to land a body shot inside as Dynamite controls his hands.
Dynamite landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dynamite blocking some punches.
Dynamite with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dynamite tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz was well out of range. Poor timing from Dynamite.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a kick to the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands with a nice body kick.
Dynamite throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dynamite.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite misses with a wild body shot.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz missing with a left hand there. Dynamite was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A chopping leg kick lands by Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Dynamite chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Washengtoneo Bandairrezz can pounce on him.
Dynamite connects with a high kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Dynamite misses the target.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Dynamite jabbing away but nothing is landing.
An attempted straight right counter from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses the target.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to clinch but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dynamite throws a hook to the side of Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's head but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dynamite punishes Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's body with a nice straight punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dynamite circles away from the clinch attempt.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz connects with a right hand. Dynamite shakes it off.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dynamite shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz eats them both and turns towards Dynamite to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite misses the shot to the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz doesn't manage to clinch there - Dynamite circles away.
Dynamite misses the shot to the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A head kick by Dynamite misses
and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz scores with a kick to the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Napoleon Dynamite comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dynamite has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 47:48
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 47:48
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 47:48
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Dynamite! Napoleon Dynamite retains his lightweight title!
A very excited looking Napoleon Dynamite made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz was interviewed post fight and said 'To much a chicken choking before da fight.. Time to figure out what to do! Shit man!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
55% |
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