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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Myers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Dingerballs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dingerballs has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. The key to victory for Michael Myers has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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221 lbs
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190 cm
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270 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Michael Myers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mike Dingerballs!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dingerballs shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Myers napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Myers is looking to regain half guard here but Dingerballs keeps moving and retains side control.
Dingerballs is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Myers will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Dingerballs passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Myers!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dingerballs controlling from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Myers tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Dingerballs dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Dingerballs scores with a takedown into Myers's guard.
Dingerballs slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Myers looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Dingerballs passes into side control.
A lull in the action here as Dingerballs stalls from top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Myers tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dingerballs wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Myers seems a little lost for a moment, as Dingerballs dominates the positioning.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dingerballs closes the distance and clinches.
Dingerballs avoiding damage.
Myers wants to stall.
Dingerballs successfully pulls guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dingerballs lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Dingerballs controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dingerballs is continuing to stall.
Myers wants to improve his position but instead Dingerballs has moved into half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Myers is looking to get back to full guard here but Dingerballs has managed to pass to side control instead.
Dingerballs is staying tight to Myers's torso, preventing him from escaping.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Dingerballs showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Dingerballs shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Myers pinned against the cage. Myers gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Myers keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Dingerballs with a lazy takedown attempt
and Myers counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Dingerballs is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Michael Myers has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Dingerballs.
Dingerballs takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dingerballs moves into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Dingerballs has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Myers tries for a takedown but Dingerballs manages to get underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Myers digs a right hand underneath Dingerballs's ribcage. Dingerballs let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Myers goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dingerballs prevents it.
Myers crunches a lovely knee into Dingerballs's ribcage.
Myers being controlled against the cage.
Myers jumps guard but Dingerballs stands there with Myers around his waist. Myers gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Myers looking to slow down the pace here.
Myers working hard to break the clinch.
Myers is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dingerballs is keeping busy.
Dingerballs is pushing Myers up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Myers trying to control the position but instead, Dingerballs has worked for underhooks and has pushed Myers into the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dingerballs has picked Myers up - he's going for a ride! Dingerballs dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Dingerballs stalling.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dingerballs works his way into full mount!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dingerballs takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mike Dingerballs comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Dingerballs winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 25:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 25:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Dingerballs!
Mike Dingerballs decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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