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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Noonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noonan's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 3DD - Kryptonite. Lesnar has chosen Requiem For A Dream as his entrance music. Michael Noonan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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190 cm
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260 lbs
31 - 12 - 1 |
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191 cm
28
240 lbs
25 - 14 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
31 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Michael Noonan! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brock Lesnar ! The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Dillan Fox and William Peck.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lesnar looks for a takedown but Noonan sprawls well.
Noonan tries to sprawl but Lesnar drives through with a takedown into half guard. Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. Noonan has hold of Lesnar 's hands but Lesnar slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

It looks like Michael Noonan has been cut.
Noonan is defending against the submission attempts here by Lesnar .
Noonan is looking to improve his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Lesnar lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. Noonan wants to improve his position but Lesnar is controlling well.
Lesnar wants to take a breather but Noonan is having none of it.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Lesnar is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully. Lesnar missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. Lesnar throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Lesnar thows a huge punch but Noonan dodges it nicely.
Lesnar prevents Noonan from improving his position. Noonan is trying is best to control the position here. Lesnar working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. Lesnar is figuring out what he wants to do next. The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Lesnar lands a nice short elbow. The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Lesnar connects with a nice short shot to Noonan's temple. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. Noonan is pressing down on Lesnar 's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it. Lesnar keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Noonan's head. Lesnar preventing the sweep.
Noonan is looking for a triangle but Lesnar pushes his legs off easily.
Lesnar postures up and lands a big shot to Noonan's brow.
Lesnar is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Noonan has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Lesnar is looking to defend but Noonan has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Lesnar ! Noonan pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Lesnar taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Michael Noonan! Michael Noonan is the new heavyweight champion! Michael Noonan took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Modern Wear Apparel - New Designs for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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