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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hunting Humans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Optimus Prime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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180 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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180 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hunting Humans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Optimus Prime!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humans throws a looping overhand right but Prime ducks down to avoid it.
Humans throws a body kick that misses.
Humans misses with a straight right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Prime. Humans does a little dance to reset his feet.
A quick step to the side and Humans tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Humans throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Humans throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sloppy strikes from Humans. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Prime shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Humans counters with a nice uppercut.
Humans thows a leg kick but Prime checks it
and Prime counters with a single leg into guard. Humans didn't expect that.
Prime trying to control the position from guard on top but Humans is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Prime with a flurry of punches that miss.
Prime has gone for a leg lock! Humans slips out almost immediately though and dives into Prime's guard.
Prime looking to hit a scissor sweep but Humans is one step ahead there.
Prime not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Humans trying to control the position from guard on top but Prime is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Prime working for a triangle but Humans defends it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humans works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Humans wants to pass to mount but Prime is defending the position.
Prime looking for submissions off his back.
Prime works his way to full guard. Good work.
Prime looking for a guillotine here but Humans defends easily.
Prime looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Humans passes into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Prime is trying to get back to full guard.
Prime looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Prime is defending against the submission attempts here by Humans.
Prime gets full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Prime had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Humans defends it easily.
Prime looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Prime looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Prime keeping full guard, as Humans tries to pass.
Humans has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Humans sitting in guard here, content to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Hunting Humans will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Humans misses with a body shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Prime misses.
Humans lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Humans misses with a hook.
Prime tries to score a power double leg takedown but Humans sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Prime somewhat.
Humans is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Prime can do to turn this around?
Humans lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Humans slaps away a takedown attempt from Prime, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Humans swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humans throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Prime now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Humans fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Prime shoots for a double leg takedown but Humans sprawls well. He's pushed Prime's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hunting Humans has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Optimus Prime.
Prime misses the shot to the body.
Prime tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Humans swivels and escapes.
Humans misses with a body kick.
Prime wants to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Humans on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Prime shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Humans as he jumps to the side.
A quick step to the side and Humans tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Humans looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Prime slips a jab from Humans.
A slow jab from Humans misses its intended target.
Prime throws out a counter right but Humans avoids it with no problem.
Prime looks for a takedown but Humans sprawls well.
Prime scores with a jab to the body.
Nice sprawl there from Humans as Prime shoots in.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Prime with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Humans to score with a decent uppercut.
Humans looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Prime on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Humans throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Prime bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Humans throws the kick towards the body but Prime avoids it.
Humans throws a predictable looking body shot
and Prime counters with a nice body shot.
Prime dives in and grabs Humans's left leg, looking for a takedown. Humans pushes down on Prime's head and hops out.
Prime misses with a hook to the body
and Humans counters with a stiff right hand.
Humans thows a body kick. Prime tries to catch it but that hurt him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humans walks into a straight right hand from Prime.
Prime fails to land the takedown.
It looked like Humans wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Prime swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Humans looks to throw the jab but Prime is out of range.
Prime let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Humans tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Prime now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Hunting Humans is winning the standup battle so far.
Humans throws a jab but it's blocked by Prime.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Humans displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Prime.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hunting Humans dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
A punch lands to the side of Humans 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Prime tries to close the distance and clinch up but Humans swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hunting Humans seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Prime misses.
Humans misses with a straight right.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Humans.
Humans throws a lazy uppercut
and Prime counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Humans trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Prime trying to control but Humans is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Prime won't allow Humans to sweep him here.
Prime wants to pass the guard but Humans is keeping the position.
Humans pulls Prime in close to prevent any damage.
Prime in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Prime content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Prime pushing down on Humans's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Prime seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Humans does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Humans is defending against the submission attempts here by Prime.
Prime seems to be working for a kimura but Humans defends the submission attempt.
Humans is pressing down on Prime's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Humans trying to control the position.
Prime looking to sit in guard and control but Humans gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Humans got a little sloppy there for a moment and Prime has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Humans has managed to get both his arms back between Prime's legs - danger averted.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Prime wants to control but Humans passes easily into half guard.
Prime makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Prime.
Prime manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Humans manages to get himself to full guard.
Humans keeping moving, preventing Prime from controlling successfully.
Humans bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Prime's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Prime working for a triangle but Humans defends it easily.
Prime is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Humans is aware though and is defending well.
Humans wants to pass the guard but Prime is keeping the position.
Prime looking to hit a scissor sweep but Humans is one step ahead there.
Optimus Prime has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Humans wants to control from the top but Prime keeps moving.
Hunting Humans is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Optimus Prime comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Humans has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hunting Humans!
A relieved looking Hunting Humans thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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