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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Four Loko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vintage Vodka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loko comes into the arena with marry yourdaughter blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Vintage Vodka enters the cage!
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181 lbs
23 - 14 - 0 |
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178 cm
35
186 lbs
19 - 13 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Vintage Vodka!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A bone on bone clash there as Vodka blocks the leg kick.
Vodka closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Vintage Vodka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loko lands a front kick.
Vodka dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Loko connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Vodka's hands.
Loko misses with a leg kick.
Loko is looking to slow Vodka down with leg kicks.
Vodka misses with a wild body shot.
Vodka throws a head kick but Loko moves out of range.
It looked like Loko was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Vodka.
Vodka tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loko was well out of range. Poor timing from Vodka.
Vodka throws a leg kick
and Loko counters with a good low kick that Vodka was not able to check.
Loko has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Loko there as he acknowledges the shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loko throws a leg kick but Vodka checks it.
Loko throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Vodka.
Loko will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vodka throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Vodka scores with a one two! Loko had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Vodka attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Loko looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Vodka takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Loko misses with a straight right.
Vodka connects with a body shot that sends Loko's belly button to the back.
Loko lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Loko.
Vodka dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vodka lands a leg kick that knocks Loko off balance momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vodka misses with an uppercut. Loko saw that one coming.
Loko scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loko on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Vodka. Vodka obviously looking to wear him down.
Vodka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A slapping leg kick lands for Vodka.
Vodka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loko manages to avoid it.
Loko swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Loko misses the shot to the body.
Vodka is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Loko rather than just go for the knockout.
Loko swings for the body but Vodka moves out of range.
Vodka misses with a body kick.
Loko connects with a body shot that sends Vodka's belly button to the back.
Vodka lands a leg kick that knocks Loko off balance momentarily.
Vodka jabs Loko to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Vodka lands with a good body shot.
Vodka misses with a hook to the body
and Loko counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Loko rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Vodka moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Loko lands with a shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Loko.
Vodka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Loko looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Vodka tries a head kick but it misses.
Loko uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vodka.
A slow jab from Vodka misses its intended target.
Loko lands a big head kick that sends Vodka tumbling to the mat! Loko takes a step backwards and waves Vodka back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Vodka is rocked!
It looks like Vintage Vodka has been cut.
Vodka tries to clinch but Loko is having none of it.
Vodka is still on wobbly legs! Can Loko finish him?
Loko misses with a two punch combination.
Vodka digs a good body shot into Loko's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Loko drops Vodka with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Vodka! Loko dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Four Loko!
Four Loko made sure to mention his sponsor, AnonymouS in his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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