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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peyton Hillis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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255 lbs
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
37 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Peyton Hillis!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hillis looks to land a left hand but Dos Equis Guy moved out of range nicely.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Hillis moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hillis closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hillis misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook
and Hillis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dos Equis Guy with a jab.
Hillis's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dos Equis Guy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hillis scrambles back to his feet.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook.
Hillis connects with the punch.
A swing and a miss from Hillis.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good shot there by Hillis.
Hillis throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a lunging right hand
and Hillis counters with a straight right hand.
Dos Equis Guy lands a slapping body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hillis misses with a hook. Dos Equis Guy ducked under it nicely.
Dos Equis Guy loads up on a big right hand but Hillis slips the punch.
Dos Equis Guy throws a lazy right hand but Hillis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hillis catches Dos Equis Guy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hillis throws an off balance right hand
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a stiff right hand.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick
and Hillis counters with a straight right hand.
Hillis checks a leg kick.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dos Equis Guy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hillis blocks a jab.
Hillis scores with a hook.
Hillis throws a lazy right hand but Dos Equis Guy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dos Equis Guy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hillis might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Hillis moves away from the strike by Dos Equis Guy.
Hillis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
As Dos Equis Guy backs off Hillis throws a huge counter combo but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid it all.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hillis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hillis gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dos Equis Guy misses the shot to the body.
Hillis tries to counter by closing the distance.
Hillis misses with a two punch combination.
Dos Equis Guy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Hillis counters with a straight right hand.
Hillis slips a straight right by Dos Equis Guy.
Hillis is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Dos Equis Guy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy throws the left hand but Hillis avoids the punch easily.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hillis. Hillis circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nice uppercut lands for Dos Equis Guy. That snapped Hillis's head back.
Some wild striking there from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hillis has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook.
Dos Equis Guy throws a big shot that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy loads up on a big right hand but Hillis slips the punch.
Hillis misses with a looping left.
Nice cross by Dos Equis Guy.
Hillis scores with a nice head shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hillis ducks under a wild hook from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hillis was well out of range. Poor timing from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A telegraphed right hand from Dos Equis Guy misses the target.
Dos Equis Guy throws a head kick but Hillis moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy lands with an overhand left.
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hillis's head backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping right.
Dos Equis Guy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters circling - Dos Equis Guy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hillis throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dos Equis Guy moves away from the strike by Hillis.
Dos Equis Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hillis unleashes a big counter combination but Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the side of Hillis's head but Hillis sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hillis has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Hillis scores with a nice head shot.
Hillis walks into a stiff left hand from Dos Equis Guy.
Hillis moves out of range as Dos Equis Guy strikes.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Hillis moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping right.
Hillis fails to land with a series of punches.
Dos Equis Guy swings widly with a right hand
and Hillis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hillis!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Hillis throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hillis lands a nice shot that snaps Dos Equis Guy's head back.
A big right from Hillis misses.
Dos Equis Guy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dos Equis Guy throws the left hand but Hillis avoids the punch easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dos Equis Guy.
Hillis throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Some wild striking there from Hillis.
Dos Equis Guy throws a right and a left that Hillis avoids nicely.
Hillis lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Hillis might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Dos Equis Guy has got the better of the exchanges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hillis throws the left hand but Dos Equis Guy avoids the punch easily.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a hook.
Dos Equis Guy ducks under a wild hook from Hillis.
A jab from Hillis misses.
Dos Equis Guy throws the left hand but Hillis avoids the punch easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A big left from Hillis misses.
Dos Equis Guy misses with an uppercut
and Hillis counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Some wild striking there from Dos Equis Guy.
The crowd cheers as Dos Equis Guy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hillis doesn't seem phased though.
Hillis cracks Dos Equis Guy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body shot but no joy.
Hillis lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hillis's hands.
Dos Equis Guy throws a poor cross that misses
and Hillis counters with a nice uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab but it's blocked by Hillis.
Hillis wants to counter the offense by Dos Equis Guy and move into the clinch position.
Hillis throws a right hand that Dos Equis Guy ducks under and follows up with a left that Dos Equis Guy also avoids with ease.
Hillis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dos Equis Guy.
Despite the aggression on Hillis's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice straight punches there by Dos Equis Guy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dos Equis Guy.
Hillis tests Dos Equis Guy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hillis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.
Hillis wants to counter with a clinch but Dos Equis Guy pushes him away.
Hillis cracks Dos Equis Guy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The Dos Equis Guy is winning the standup battle so far.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hillis throws out the jab.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot
and Hillis counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A big right from Dos Equis Guy misses.
Dos Equis Guy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hillis throws out the jab.
Dos Equis Guy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hillis.
Dos Equis Guy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hillis.
As Dos Equis Guy backs off Hillis throws a huge counter combo but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid it all.
A combination from Hillis does no damage.
Hillis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dos Equis Guy throws out the jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Dos Equis Guy misses the target.
Dos Equis Guy throws a looping overhand right but Hillis ducks down to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dos Equis Guy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hillis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dos Equis Guy lands the left hand.
Dos Equis Guy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dos Equis Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a low kick.
As Dos Equis Guy backs off Hillis throws a huge counter combo but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid it all.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hillis loads up on a big right hand but Dos Equis Guy slips the punch.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Hillis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hillis throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hillis just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hillis slips under a jab from Dos Equis Guy.
Hillis looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hillis misses with a two punch combination.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to score with low kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Dos Equis Guy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook
and Hillis cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a left hand but Hillis moved out of range nicely.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a left hand
enabling Hillis to counter with a crisp jab.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping left.
Dos Equis Guy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dos Equis Guy clobbers Hillis with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dos Equis Guy throws a right hand that misses
and Hillis counters with a straight right hand.
Hillis ducks under a wild hook from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a straight left.
A little jabbing left from Hillis on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice defenses there by Hillis.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that The Dos Equis Guy will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Dos Equis Guy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hillis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hillis stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range as Hillis strikes.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a jab.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Hillis is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hillis.
Hillis lands with a nice combination. Dos Equis Guy backs away looking to recover.
A jab from Dos Equis Guy misses.
Dos Equis Guy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hillis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab but it's blocked by Hillis.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab but it's blocked by Hillis.
Hillis keeps the fight on the outside.
Dos Equis Guy drives through and clinches with Hillis against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Hillis breaks from the clinch.
Hillis connects with a nice looking jab.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab but it's blocked by Hillis.
A little jabbing left from Hillis on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dos Equis Guy throws a looping overhand right but Hillis ducks down to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Hillis connects with the punch.
Hillis misses the jab.
Nice defenses there by Hillis.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hillis! But no joy.
Hillis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a right hand but Hillis moved out of range.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Hillis is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Dos Equis Guy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hillis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy throws a big shot that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Dos Equis Guy misses the target.
Dos Equis Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hillis moves out of range of the strikes.
Dos Equis Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hillis lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dos Equis Guy circles away quickly and effectively.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a straight right. Hillis didn't see that one coming.
Dos Equis Guy throws a lazy right hand but Hillis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hillis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hillis slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hillis slips a straight right by Dos Equis Guy.
Hillis feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dos Equis Guys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook but Hillis blocks it.
Hillis avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hillis moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands a jab to Hillis's midsection.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dos Equis Guy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hillis misses with a wild combination.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
As Dos Equis Guy backs off Hillis throws a huge counter combo but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid it all.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook.
A big left from Dos Equis Guy misses.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hillis throws out a counter right but Dos Equis Guy avoids it with no problem.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dos Equis Guy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a right hand
letting Hillis counter with a right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy jabs Hillis to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hillis has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The fighters circling - Hillis throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hillis misses with a jab, cross combination.
A counter left hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy misses its target.
Dos Equis Guy throws a lazy right hand but Hillis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Peyton Hillis is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice shot lands for Hillis.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hillis scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Dos Equis Guy staying out of range there.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a straight left.
Jab from Hillis.
Hillis fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dos Equis Guy on the side of the head.
Hillis scores with a jab.
Peyton Hillis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A decent looking cross lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a solid leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Peyton Hillis comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dos Equis Guy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:29
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy very nearly forgot to thank Convicted Trap House amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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