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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oh Yeah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yeah has chosen Cannibal Corpse - Blood Drenched Execution as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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202 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
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191 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Oh Yeah!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yeah wants to clinch up but Bob keeps it at a distance.
Bob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Yeah. That did some damage!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yeah, right into the meat.
Bob uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yeah.
A good leg kick by Bob.
Bob lands a jab to the head.
Yeah lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bob takes a step back to recover.
Bob looks to score with a jab to the body but Yeah is just out of range.
A head kick misses from Bob.
A jab lands there for Bob.
A punch combination from Bob misses.
Bob fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yeah manages to avoid it.
Yeah lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yeah avoids the head kick by Bob.
Yeah swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Yeah avoids the head kick by Bob.
Silent Bob is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yeah moves out of range of the strikes.
Bob walks into a jab.
A jab from Bob finds it's way through Yeah's defenses.
Bob throws a looping overhand right but Yeah ducks down to avoid it.
Bob has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Masaru Fighting Systems in the buildup to the fight.
Bob connects with a body shot.
Yeah changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bob keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Yeah.
Yeah slips under a jab.
Silent Bob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bob throws a leg kick but Yeah sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Yeah checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bob avoids the head kick by Yeah.
Bob goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
It looks like Oh Yeah has been cut.
Bob throws a body punch but Yeah moves out of range.
Bob scores with the left hand. Yeah knows he should have avoided that one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bob lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Yeah defending well as Bob loads up on a big left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bob blocks a jab.
Yeah blocks a low kick nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Yeah! But no joy.
Yeah moves out of range as Bob strikes.
Bob misses with a few strikes there.
Nice body kick from Yeah.
Yeah throws a good cross that connects.
Yeah dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Yeah. Bob shrugs it off though.
Bob swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yeah throws a sloppy head kick and Bob moves out of range easily.
Yeah on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Yeah fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bob misses with a looping right.
Bob stuns Yeah with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob missing with a left hand there. Yeah was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Yeah thinks about the counter body kick.
Yeah tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bob manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bob is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yeah.
Bob scores with a leg kick.
Yeah gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Bob makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Yeah scores with a jab to the jaw.
Yeah avoids the body shot from Bob.
Yeah looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bob lands a front kick.
Yeah fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bob has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bob takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Bob scores with a spinning back kick!
Jab, jab by Yeah - just one landing.
Bob changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yeah throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob staying out of range there.
Bob wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bob slips a jab from Yeah.
Yeah checks the leg kick nicely there.
Yeah checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Yeah throws a sloppy head kick and Bob moves out of range easily.
Some wild striking there from Bob.
Bob misses with a straight right.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Yeah, as that shot connected.
A cross from Yeah lands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A jab from Yeah misses.
Bob swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Bob cracks Yeah with an open hand slap.
Bob tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Silent Bob dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Oh Yeah's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Yeah scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Bob is trying to get back to full guard.
Bob keeping control of the position.
Bob is looking to control Yeah's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bob avoid being mounted?
Bob is pressing down on Yeah's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob pulls Yeah in close to prevent any damage.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Yeah accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob looking for a sweep. Not yet Bob, not yet.
Bob trying to control the position.
Yeah postures up in Bob's guard and throws a big left but Bob blocks it.
Yeah throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bob is looking to slow Yeah down with leg kicks.
Bob lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bob tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yeah takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bob scores with a head kick.
Yeah avoids the body shot from Bob.
Yeah avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yeah looks to land a right hand but Bob moved out of range.
Bob scores with the left hand. Yeah knows he should have avoided that one.
Bob throws a sloppy head kick and Yeah moves out of range easily.
Bob takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Yeah takes one on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yeah uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bob.
Silent Bob is winning the standup battle so far.
Bob misses with a straight left.
Bob takes a swing at Yeah's ribcage but misses.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Yeah - that will leave a mark!
Yeah scores with a jab to the body.
Yeah misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bob throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yeah lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Yeah throws a lazy right hand but Bob sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice uppercut there from Bob.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yeah cracks the inside of Bob's front leg.
Bob takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Yeah is looking to clinch.
Yeah avoids a kick to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bob.
Good standup being displayed there by Yeah as he connects with a hook.
Bob keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bob appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Yeah sizes up Bob with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bob tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yeah was well out of range. Poor timing from Bob.
Yeah throws a leg kick that is checked
and Bob counters with an outside leg kick.
Bob will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Yeah closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bob circles away.
Bob jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yeah lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bob scores with a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yeah takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yeah walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bob throws a chopping leg kick but Yeah manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Yeah was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bob swings for the body but Yeah moves out of range.
Yeah misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yeah is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bob.
Yeah's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Yeah throws a poor cross that misses
and Bob counters with a nice body kick.
Bob swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yeah misses with an attempted mid kick.
Yeah scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Yeah fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bob throws the left hand but Yeah avoids the punch easily.
Bob fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Yeah on the side of the head.
A good leg kick by Bob.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Silent Bob will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Oh Yeah's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Yeah scores with a kick to the midsection.
Yeah misses with a lunging right hand
and Bob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bob misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bob thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bob uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Yeah.
Bob throwing a counter right hand but Yeah manages to avoid it.
Yeah bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Yeah cracks Bob with an open hand slap.
Bob blocks the body kick.
A big right from Bob misses.
Good leg kick by Bob there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bob moves out of range of the body kick from Yeah.
Bob scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A leg kick checked by Bob.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yeah slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob checks the leg kick.
Bob fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Yeah looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bob throws a lazy head kick
and Yeah counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Yeah moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Yeah tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bob sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Yeah somewhat.
Bob throws a leg kick but Yeah moved away.
Bob gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Yeah.
Yeah shoots in for a takedown but Bob shows good takedown defense.
Bob connects with a crisp jab.
Jab, jab by Bob - just one landing.
An inside leg kick lands from Yeah.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with a head kick.
Yeah doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bob is looking to slow Yeah down with leg kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yeah throws a front kick that sends Bob stumbling back into the cage.
Yeah with a jab.
Yeah takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Yeah scores with a jab to the head.
Yeah moves out of range of the strikes.
Yeah just misses with a punch to the body.
Yeah throws a solid leg kick but Bob takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Yeah.
Bob misses the shot to the body.
Yeah lands a head kick. Bob smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Bob uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Yeah.
Yeah lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bob throws a wild body kick that Yeah sees coming a mile off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yeah takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Yeah takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bob cracks Yeah with a right hand to the side of the head.
Yeah looks to land a body kick but Bob moved away.
Bob tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick from Bob lands but Yeah takes it in his stride.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bob throws a right hand that misses
and Yeah counters with a nice uppercut.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Bob throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bob uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yeah.
Bob is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bob moves out of range of the body kick.
Bob throws a lazy right hand but Yeah sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bob. Yeah does a little dance to reset his feet.
Yeah is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Yeah scores with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yeah misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bob jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Yeah connects with a nice looking jab.
Yeah throws a lazy uppercut
and Bob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Silent Bob is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bob tries to score with a low kick but Yeah moves his leg out of the way.
Bob tries a low kick but Yeah avoids it.
Bob rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Yeah counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Yeah swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bob misses with a wild body shot.
Oh Yeah has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bob ducks under a wild hook from Yeah.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Silent Bob.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bob, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
The fight is ruled a majority draw!
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energy
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hype
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