PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sharky Shark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shark comes into the arena with Stand My Ground blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Schwarzenegger's choice of entrance music: Destroy Everything. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Shark
vs
Schwarzenegger

197 cm
24
239 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

193 cm
24
260 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sharky Shark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Shark.
Schwarzenegger tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Schwarzenegger shoots in looking for a takedown but Shark manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Schwarzenegger's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Schwarzenegger misses with a two punch combination.
Shark was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Schwarzenegger lands a really nice looking cross but Shark seems unphased.
Schwarzenegger tries to close the distance and clinch but Shark swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Shark jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Shark lands a leg kick that knocks Schwarzenegger off balance momentarily.
Shark throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Schwarzenegger throws a shot to the body.
Schwarzenegger throws a predictable looking body shot
and Shark counters with a body kick.
Shark scores with a kick to the body.
Shark moves out of range as Schwarzenegger strikes.
It looked like Shark was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shark tries to close the distance and clinch up but Schwarzenegger swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Schwarzenegger throws an off balance right hand
and Shark counters with a left and a right that stings Schwarzenegger.
We've been told by Shark's head coaches at Gangsterdamage that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
The crowd cheers as Shark lands an impressive looking overhand right. Schwarzenegger doesn't seem phased though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger misses with a hook to the body
and Schwarzenegger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schwarzenegger throws a poor cross that misses

and Shark counters by clinching up.
Schwarzenegger jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shark walks away with a smile on his face. Schwarzenegger gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Schwarzenegger tries to stall but Shark uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Shark tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Schwarzenegger pulls guard effortlessly.
Schwarzenegger controls Shark momentarily but Shark frees himself.
Schwarzenegger wants to sweep but no luck.
Shark slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Shark stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schwarzenegger swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schwarzenegger wants to improve his position but instead Shark has moved into half guard.
Schwarzenegger has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger tries to get to full guard but Shark has control of the leg.
Shark is trying to control the action in half guard but Schwarzenegger is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Shark drops an elbow to the side of Schwarzenegger's head.
Schwarzenegger wants to improve his position but Shark is controlling well.
Shark takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger is trying to get back to full guard.
Schwarzenegger taking some punishment here, with Shark in his half guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shark has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schwarzenegger is looking to improve his position but Shark isn't that keen on the idea.
Shark looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Schwarzenegger tries to hold on but Shark pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shark working Schwarzenegger over with strikes here.
Schwarzenegger wants to control but Shark is having none of it.
Schwarzenegger slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Shark missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Schwarzenegger wants to improve his position but Shark is controlling well.
Shark has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Schwarzenegger is looking to improve his position but Shark isn't that keen on the idea.
Schwarzenegger slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sharky Shark dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Shark moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Schwarzenegger dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Shark lands a leg kick that knocks Schwarzenegger off balance momentarily.
Schwarzenegger thows a leg kick but Shark checks it
and Shark counters with a nice uppercut.
Schwarzenegger lands with a hook. Shark tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Shark misses with an attempted mid kick.
Schwarzenegger misses with a straight right.
Schwarzenegger scores with a decent looking hook.
Shark is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schwarzenegger can do to turn this around?
Schwarzenegger looks to throw the jab but Shark is out of range.
Schwarzenegger is looking to land body kicks.
Sharky Shark is winning the standup battle so far.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Schwarzenegger has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Shark after a bit of a struggle.
Still in the clinch, Shark scores with a nice short uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schwarzenegger has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Shark after a bit of a struggle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Shark.
Shark lands a hook that snaps the head of Schwarzenegger backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Shark fails to land.
Schwarzenegger drops down looking for an ankle pick but Shark pulls his leg out and moves away.
Sharky Shark has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger misses with a takedown
and Shark connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schwarzenegger is breathing heavily.
Shark lands a jab to Schwarzenegger's midsection.
Shark slips a jab and a cross from Schwarzenegger.
Shark lands a nice looking body kick.

Shark lands a big head kick that sends Schwarzenegger tumbling to the mat! Shark takes a step backwards and waves Schwarzenegger back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Schwarzenegger is rocked!

It looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shark explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Schwarzenegger is still on wobbly legs! Can Shark finish him?

Shark moves into the clinch.
Nice body punch from Shark - that landed with a thud.
Shark lands a nice shot to the body.
Shark lands with a right to the head.
Shark digs a right hand into Schwarzenegger's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Schwarzenegger's gas tank.
Shark working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shark lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Schwarzenegger to his knees! Shark keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sharky Shark!
An out of breath Sharky Shark thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.