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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Beefheart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby McBobby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McBobby comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Cold as Ice -- MOP kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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182 cm
34
223 lbs
24 - 19 - 0 |
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188 cm
38
212 lbs
24 - 14 - 2 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
KO power |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
24 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Captain Beefheart! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
24 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby McBobby! The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Glass and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! McBobby misses with a kick to the body.
Beefheart finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Beefheart tries to land a leg kick but McBobby saw it coming and moves away.
McBobby wants to slow Beefheart down by chopping away at his legs. Beefheart lands a head kick!
Bobby McBobby seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Beefheart fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McBobby on the side of the head. McBobby wants to clinch. Beefheart tried to counter with a leg kick but McBobby avoided it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. McBobby is looking to land body kicks. A counter left hand to the body from Beefheart misses its target. McBobby bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Beefheart's head backwards. McBobby throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Beefheart counters with a slapping leg kick. Beefheart scores with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round. McBobby lands a nice looking body shot.
McBobby shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Beefheart fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McBobby checks it well. Beefheart throws a leg kick but McBobby sees it coming and checks it nicely. McBobby throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
McBobby misses the jab. McBobby lands with a cross. McBobby lands a nice leg kick that just misses Beefheart's sensitive parts. McBobby tries to close the distance and clinch but Beefheart swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Beefheart is looking to counter with head kicks. Beefheart scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Beefheart checks a leg kick. A solid leg kick lands there for McBobby.
Beefheart finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round. McBobby misses with a body kick. McBobby lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. McBobby lets loose with a powerful body kick. Beefheart will feel that in the morning. This has been an exciting period of action! McBobby lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. McBobby has managed to clinch.
Beefheart wants to break free but McBobby has control.
A shot in the inside from McBobby. A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. An uppercut to the body lands inside from McBobby. McBobby lands with a short shot to the head. A short left from McBobby. Beefheart misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Beefheart misses with an elbow strike.
McBobby comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Beefheart lands an elbow inside that McBobby shrugs off.
It looks like Bobby McBobby has been cut. McBobby keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Beefheart's efforts to push away. Beefheart avoids the elbow strike from McBobby, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round. McBobby avoids the elbow strike from Beefheart, against the cage.
Beefheart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McBobby doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McBobby tries to throw a body punch but Beefheart avoids it by throwing McBobby back against the cage. McBobby lands with a short head shot on the inside. Beefheart dodges an elbow strike from McBobby.
Beefheart blocks a body shot from McBobby. McBobby lands an elbow that stopped Beefheart in his tracks for a moment. McBobby can't find room to land a body shot as Beefheart controls the action.
Beefheart's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Beefheart slips a jab from McBobby. McBobby keeps Beefheart at a distance using the push kick. Beefheart bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McBobby's head backwards. Beefheart looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. McBobby throws a leg kick but Beefheart checks it. A leg kick checked by Beefheart. Beefheart blocks the body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Beefheart. Beefheart takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. McBobby checks a low kick from Beefheart. Beefheart checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Beefheart throwing a counter right hand but McBobby manages to avoid it. McBobby bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Beefheart's head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! McBobby buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McBobby throws a leg kick but Beefheart checks it. McBobby tries to close the distance and clinch up but Beefheart swats him away and circles back towards the center. Beefheart tried to counter with a leg kick but McBobby avoided it. McBobby misses with a low kick.
A low kick from Beefheart is predictable there and McBobby counters with a body kick that stops Beefheart in his tracks momentarily. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McBobby lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Beefheart has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Beefheart and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. McBobby misses with a looping left. Beefheart looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bobby McBobby dominated that round. The cut man is working on Bobby McBobby's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A chopping leg kick lands by Beefheart. McBobby misses with a low kick. Beefheart circles away from the clinch attempt.
McBobby throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Beefheart ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. It looked like Beefheart wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. McBobby misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
As McBobby tries to get set, Beefheart tries to push him back and clinch up but McBobby manages to avoid the attempt. McBobby misses with a kick to the body and Beefheart counters with a stiff right hand. McBobby misses with a wild body shot. McBobby throws a lazy head kick and Beefheart counters with a nice body shot. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Beefheart checks a leg kick. McBobby walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Beefheart checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Beefheart quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect. McBobby gets a clinch. McBobby lands a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round. McBobby throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Beefheart fails to land. McBobby misses with a hook to the ribs.
McBobby fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McBobby throws an elbow that misses.
Beefheart lands an elbow inside. A short uppercut from McBobby. Beefheart taking a breather. A left hand lands to the body for McBobby.
McBobby misses with an elbow strike.
McBobby misses with an elbow strike.
Beefheart lands a nice shot to the body. McBobby throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Beefheart lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. McBobby is breathing heavily. McBobby blocks a body shot from Beefheart. Beefheart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bobby McBobby seems to be getting the better of the standup. McBobby checks a leg kick. McBobby blocks a head kick by Beefheart.
McBobby checks the leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Beefheart blocks a jab. Beefheart blocks a head kick by McBobby.
McBobby misses with a body shot.
Beefheart fakes the leg kick and cracks McBobby in the body. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. McBobby throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. McBobby throws a low kick but it's checked well by Beefheart. Beefheart appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick. Beefheart has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. McBobby throws a body kick that misses and Beefheart makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Beefheart throws a leg kick that misses. McBobby tries to clinch and Beefheart cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Beefheart thuds his right hand into McBobby's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Beefheart fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McBobby checks it well. McBobby has been the more effective fighter overall so far. McBobby tries a head kick but it misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. McBobby wants to slow Beefheart down by chopping away at his legs. McBobby misses with a low kick.
Beefheart feinted there with a counter leg kick. Beefheart finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Beefheart staying out of range there. McBobby avoids the head kick by Beefheart.
Beefheart throws a head kick but McBobby moves out of range.
A cross from McBobby lands. McBobby throws a push kick but Beefheart slaps the foot to one side. Beefheart clinches. Beefheart breaks from the clinch.
Beefheart misses with a low kick.
McBobby connects with an inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Beefheart fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McBobby has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. McBobby dips down and scores with a jab to the body. McBobby blocks a head kick by Beefheart.
McBobby misses with a leg kick and Beefheart counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Beefheart blocks a jab. McBobby wants to clinch enabling Beefheart to counter with a crisp jab. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Beefheart moves out of range of the body kick from McBobby.
Beefheart scores with a jab to the body. Beefheart moves out of range as McBobby throws a body kick.
McBobby wants to slow Beefheart down by chopping away at his legs. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Captain Beefheart will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Bobby McBobby's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
No joy there for McBobby, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Beefheart tries to counter by moving into the clinch but McBobby manages to circle out of the way. Beefheart throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McBobby stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Beefheart gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McBobby. McBobby circles away from the clinch attempt.
Beefheart avoids a low kick by using good footwork. McBobby fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Beefheart looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Beefheart darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Beefheart moves out of range of the leg kick from McBobby. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Beefheart.
McBobby moves out of range of the body kick from Beefheart.
McBobby throws a body shot but no joy. Beefheart seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance. Beefheart throws a low kick but it's checked well by McBobby.
That's one minute gone in the round. McBobby avoids the body shot from Beefheart.
McBobby looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McBobby takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Beefheart tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McBobby was well out of range. Poor timing from Beefheart. Beefheart takes one to the side of the head.
Beefheart thows a leg kick but McBobby checks it and McBobby counters with a nice uppercut. Beefheart throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Beefheart tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McBobby is able to avoid easily. McBobby wants to counter with a clinch but Beefheart pushes him away. Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Beefheart. McBobby shrugs it off though. McBobby is looking to chop away at Beefheart's legs. McBobby throws a nice head kick!
Beefheart tries to work over McBobby's front leg with a kick but McBobby checks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. McBobby throws a looping overhand right but Beefheart ducks down to avoid it. McBobby scores with a nice right hand.
Beefheart swings for the body but McBobby moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Beefheart thows a leg kick but McBobby checks it and McBobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. McBobby misses with a leg kick. As McBobby backs away, Beefheart returns fire with a leg kick that just misses. Beefheart checks a low kick from McBobby. Beefheart is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McBobby tries to clinch and Beefheart counters with a stiff right hand. McBobby takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards. Beefheart fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McBobby has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Beefheart crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McBobby - the referee stops the clock and Beefheart gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McBobby. Beefheart manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Beefheart blocks a leg kick. Beefheart misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McBobby just misses with a punch to the body.
Beefheart looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McBobby catches Beefheart with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Beefheart avoids a kick to the body.
McBobby uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beefheart.
A clash of legs there as McBobby blocks the low kick. A leg kick checked by Beefheart. McBobby checks a leg kick nicely. McBobby lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Beefheart tries to work over McBobby's front leg with a kick but McBobby checks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. McBobby lands a leg kick that knocks Beefheart off balance momentarily. Beefheart lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. McBobby's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Beefheart plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! McBobby scores with a crisp jab that stopped Beefheart in his tracks. Beefheart throws an overhand right that lands on McBobby's shoulder, as McBobby tries to avoid the shot. McBobby wants to counter the offense by Beefheart and move into the clinch position. Beefheart misses with a leg kick. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McBobby.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. McBobby misses with a low kick as Beefheart jumps back. McBobby misses with a low kick.
McBobby pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. As McBobby backs away, Beefheart returns fire with a leg kick that just misses. McBobby wants to slow Beefheart down by chopping away at his legs.
And that's the end of the fight! Bobby McBobby comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well McBobby has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29 Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29 Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bobby McBobby! A victorious Bobby McBobby thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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