PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kain Saint (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Saint's entrance music is Be Aggresive by Faith No More. A fine choice. Pencil is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Full Retard. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Saint
vs
Pencil

188 cm
39
190 lbs
39 - 22 - 0

185 cm
28
193 lbs
19 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 22 - 0, fighting out of London, Kain Saint!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pencil defending well as Saint loads up on a big left hand.
Pencil throws a nice looking combination but Saint bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
Saint scores with a nice right hand.
Saint lands a body shot.
Saint tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pencil swivels and escapes.
Pencil drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Saint defends it well.
Pencil has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

Pencil lands a big head kick that sends Saint tumbling to the mat! Pencil takes a step backwards and waves Saint back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Kain Saint has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pencil scores with a spinning back kick!

Pencil cracks Saint with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Saint looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Pencil finish him?

Saint is rocked!
A jab lands there for Saint.
Oh Saint is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Some wild striking there from Pencil.
Saint seems to have got his legs back now.
A jab from Pencil misses.
Saint blocks a head kick by Pencil.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pencil. Saint does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Saint ducks right into an uppercut from Pencil.
Pencil throws a hook to the side of Saint's head but Saint sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Saint misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pencil.
Wooden Pencil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Pencil rushes Saint and presses him up against the cage.
Saint is looking to take this one to the mat.
Saint has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Pencil avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kain Saint. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Saint is looking for a takedown.
Pencil misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Saint.
A nice left hand lands by Pencil.
Pencil is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Pencil with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Saint is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Pencil landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saint is looking to take this one to the mat.
Saint is breathing heavily.
Pencil lands an elbow that stopped Saint in his tracks for a moment.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Saint takes a knee right on the jaw!
Saint has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Pencil avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Pencil gets through Saint's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Saint jumps guard but Pencil stands there with Saint around his waist. Saint gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Good body shot from Pencil.
A short left from Pencil.
Saint can't get the takedown.
Saint drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Pencil fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Saint is looking for a takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil is pressed up against the cage. Saint has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Pencil down to the mat. Pencil avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Pencil throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Saint sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Pencil lands a big head kick that sends Saint tumbling to the mat! Pencil takes a step backwards and waves Saint back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Saint defending well as Pencil loads up on a big left hand.
Pencil tries a head kick but it misses.
Saint appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Pencil looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Saint slips a jab and a cross from Pencil.
Saint appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pencil wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pencil pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Saint misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Saint walks into a jab.

Pencil drives through and clinches with Saint against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Pencil fails to land.
Pencil lands an elbow that stopped Saint in his tracks for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Saint tries to score a body lock takedown but Pencil shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Pencil lands a right hand.
Saint wants a takedown.
Pencil gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pencil.
Saint tries for a takedown. No joy.
Pencil lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pencil scores with a shoulder strike.
Saint drops down looking for an ankle pick but Pencil pulls his leg out and moves away.
Saint shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pencil as he avoids it easily.
Saint misses with a wild body shot.
Pencil feints the counter takedown.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice shot by Pencil.
Pencil lands an uppercut, right on the button! Saint tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wooden Pencil!
Our winner, Wooden Pencil, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Kain Saint had this to say: 'I'll come back a better fighter, better person. Thank you all for coming out and supporting me'.