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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Bo Guiscard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Weak Bitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bo Guiscard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Weak Bitch!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Reed Andrews and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guiscard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bitch doesn't seem bothered though.
Bitch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Guiscard manages to avoid it.
Bitch has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A solid body kick from Guiscard.
Guiscard dodges the punch combination from Bitch.
Guiscard lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bitch will feel that in the morning.
Bitch scores with a body shot.
Bitch misses with a body shot.
Guiscard throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bitch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guiscard moves away.
Guiscard definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bitch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Guiscard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bitch misses the shot to the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Guiscard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bitch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guiscard was well out of range. Poor timing from Bitch.
Guiscard throws a big counter combination but Bitch scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Guiscard misses the shot to the body.
Bo Guiscard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Guiscard throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bitch misses with a body shot.
Guiscard misses with a wild body shot.
Guiscard wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Guiscard blocks a jab.
Bitch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Guiscard seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Bitch takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Guiscard moves in looking to clinch but Bitch pushes him off.
Bitch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guiscard.
Guiscard looks low and kicks high, catching Bitch right on the side of the head, sending him crashing to the canvas! Will he be able to beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's already back to his feet and ready to go! Let's see if he's still with it!
Bitch is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guiscard throws the kick towards the body but Bitch avoids it.
Bitch is still on wobbly legs! Can Guiscard finish him?
Guiscard fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bitch is out of range.
Bitch seems to have recovered his senses.
Bitch lands with a good body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Guiscard.
Guiscard misses with a hook.
Guiscard misses with a body kick.
Guiscard throws a body punch but Bitch moves out of range.
Guiscard gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bitch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Guiscard.
Bitch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Guiscard can pounce on him.
Bitch swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Guiscard.
A clash of legs there as Bitch blocks the low kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bitch.
Bitch lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Guiscard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bitch manages to avoid it.
Bitch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Guiscard with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bitch lands a nice looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guiscard throws a jab when Bitch was well out of range.
Guiscard thuds a left hand into Bitch's body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Guiscard. Bitch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Guiscard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bitch.
Bitch shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Guiscard takes a swing at Bitch's ribcage but misses.
Guiscard looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bitch avoids the body shot from Guiscard.
The crowd cheers as Bitch lands an impressive looking overhand right. Guiscard doesn't seem phased though.
Guiscard pushes Bitch away with a front kick.
Bitch checks the leg kick.
Guiscard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Guiscard lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bitch at a distance.
Guiscard lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bitch takes a step back to recover.
Bitch looks winded!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guiscard fakes the leg kick and cracks Bitch in the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Guiscard throws a front kick that sends Bitch stumbling back into the ropes.
Guiscard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bitch was well out of range. Poor timing from Guiscard.
Bitch avoids the body shot from Guiscard.
Bitch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Guiscard throws a lazy right hand but Bitch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bitch has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Guiscard lands a glancing blow to the side of Bitch's head.
Guiscard connects with a solid leg kick.
Guiscard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slapping body kick lands there for Guiscard.
Guiscard throws a head kick but Bitch moves out of range.
Bitch throws a lazy right hand but Guiscard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Bitch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Guiscard misses with a body shot.
Guiscard lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Guiscard is looking to land body kicks.
Guiscard swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bitch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Guiscard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bitch has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Guiscard.
Nice shot by Bitch.
Guiscard is looking to wear down Bitch with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A big left from Guiscard misses.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Guiscard - that will leave a mark!
Bitch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guiscard.
Bitch takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bitch takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bitch stuns Guiscard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bitch steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Guiscard. That one must have hurt.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A decent looking cross lands there for Guiscard.
Bitch scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bitch walks into a straight right hand and goes down! Guiscard rushes to a neutral corner so the count doesn't get delayed but Bitch has made it back to his feet on 5. He's OK so we're back to the action.
Bitch ducks into a a hook from Guiscard and goes down! He looks in a bit of a mess; will he beat the count?! 4,5,6,7,8 - he's up and looking to carry on! The referee looks into his eyes and sees that he's OK to continue!
Guiscard throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bitch is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Guiscard had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Guiscard lands with a nice body kick.
Guiscard tries a head kick but it misses.
Bitch misses with a wild body shot.
Bitch has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Guiscard.
Guiscard doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Guiscard.
Nice body kick from Guiscard.
Guiscard connects with a crisp jab.
Bitch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Guiscard manages to avoid it.
Bitch just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromGuiscard.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Bitch tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Guiscard fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bitch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Guiscard - that will leave a mark!
Guiscard throws a body kick that misses.
Despite the aggression on Bitch's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Guiscard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bitch misses with a hook to the body
and Guiscard counters with an inside leg kick.
Guiscard buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Guiscard lands with a thumping leg kick.
Guiscard looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bitch swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Guiscard counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bitch avoids a kick to the body.
Guiscard misses with a wild body shot.
Guiscard throws a quick inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Guiscard throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Guiscard feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bitchs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bitch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Guiscard. Guiscard obviously looking to wear him down.
Bitch throws an off balance right hand
and Guiscard counters with a nice leg kick.
Guiscard throws a body kick that misses
and Bitch counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Guiscard lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
You can see that Bitch has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Bitch misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bitch. Guiscard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Guiscard is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Guiscard throws a body shot but no joy.
Guiscard tries to land a front kick but Bitch steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Guiscard throws a jab when Bitch was well out of range.
Guiscard looks to land a left hand but Bitch moved out of range nicely.
Guiscard lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Guiscard misses with a hook
and Bitch counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Guiscard.
Bitch ducks under a wild hook from Guiscard.
Bitch misses with a left hand
and Guiscard counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bitch's knee momentarily.
Guiscard throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bitch counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bitch on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bitch takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bitch scores with a hook to the body. Guiscard takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Guiscard avoids the body shot from Bitch.
A good leg kick by Guiscard.
Guiscard lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bitch is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bitch misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bitch thuds his right hand into Guiscard's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bo Guiscard takes that one as he scored multiple knockdowns. Weak Bitch was lucky to get out of the first round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Guiscard connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Bitch onto his butt! Bitch bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.
Bitch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guiscard was well out of range. Poor timing from Bitch.
Guiscard is looking to counter punch.
Guiscard connects with a body shot.
Bitch slips under a jab.
Guiscard throws a front kick that sends Bitch stumbling back into the ropes.
Guiscard slips under a jab from Bitch.
Guiscard pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guiscard looks for the body kick but Bitch saw that one coming.
Guiscard is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bitch can do to turn this around?
Bitch throws a nice looking combination but Guiscard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch moves away from the strike by Guiscard.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bitch! But no joy.
Bitch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bitch is breathing heavily.
Guiscard goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Guiscard moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bitch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Guiscard throws out the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Guiscard drives through and clinches with Bitch against the ropes.
Guiscard lands with a right to the head.
Guiscard pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bitch looks to land a left hand but Guiscard moved out of range nicely.
Bitch misses with an uppercut.
Guiscard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bitch blocks a leg kick.
Guiscard closes the distance and clinches.
Guiscard is trying to stall.
Guiscard can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch controls the action.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bitch lands a body punch in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch prevents a body shot from Guiscard.
Guiscard stalling in the clinch.
Guiscard can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch controls the action.
Guiscard lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bitch backwards.
Bitch misses with a body punch.
Guiscard fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Guiscard breaks from the clinch.
Bitch bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bitch misses with a right hand
and Guiscard counters with a right hand to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guiscard looks for the body kick but Bitch saw that one coming.
Guiscard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bitch checks a leg kick.
Bitch moves out of range of the body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch throws a body punch but Guiscard moves out of range.
Bitch looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bitch needs to keep his hands up - Guiscard had a free shot at his head there.
Guiscard throws a jab when Bitch was well out of range.
Bo Guiscard is winning the standup battle so far.
Guiscard goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Guiscard throws a leg kick
and Bitch counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Guiscard lands a leg kick that knocks Bitch off balance momentarily.
Guiscard misses the shot to the body.
Bitch is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Guiscard with a body shot.
Guiscard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bitch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bitch is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Guiscard with a body shot.
Bitch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guiscard moves away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Guiscard.
Guiscard connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bitch. Bitch circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Guiscard staggers Bitch with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Bitch looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! No! He's back down again! 9...10 - he's can't beat the count and Guiscard is victorious!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bo Guiscard!
The defeated Weak Bitch had this to say: 'THIS IS SUCH A HUGE SUPRISE THAT I LOST. I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!'.
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