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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fifth Fist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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190 cm
25
275 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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194 cm
18
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
Big right hand |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kim Jong Un! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fifth Fist! The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fist blocks a head kick by Un.
Fist connects with a right hand. Un shakes it off.
It looks like Kim Jong Un has been cut. Un misses with a looping right. Un cracks Fist with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. No joy there for Fist, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Un could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely. Un takes a swing at Fist's ribcage but misses. Un throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Un pushes Fist up against the cage in a clinch. Un manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Un misses with a hook from the clinch. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Un stalling the fight.
Un lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fist backwards. Fist's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Un lands with a right to the head. Un definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fist fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Un. Un's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. A head punch on the inside from Un fails to land. Un lands on the inside with an uppercut. Un fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fist blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Un misses with some punches.
Fist working aggressively here.
Un scores with an uppercut up the middle. Un tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Fist blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Un. A short uppercut from Un.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fist has a couple of punches blocked by Un.
Un's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. Un stalling against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Un for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure. Un misses with a punch on the inside.
Un scores with a shot to the side of Fist's head. This has been an exciting period of action! A head punch blocked on the inside by Fist. Un has Fist pushed against the cage. Un stalls. A nice left hand lands by Un.
Un lands with a light punch inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Un scores with an uppercut up the middle. A head punch on the inside from Un fails to land. Fist blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Un is stalling here.
Un misses with a punch on the inside.
Un misses with a punch on the inside.
Come on Un - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Un tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Fist misses with a punch to the body.
Un lands on the inside with an uppercut. Un is struggling to control the position. Un misses with a punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Un throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fists head. Un lands a nice uppercut. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Un. Fist looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Un. Fist blocks an uppercut.
Un misses with some punches.
Un misses with a punch on the inside.
Fist misses with a hook to the ribs.
Un holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Un. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Fist looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Fist misses with a body punch.
Un misses with a hook from the clinch. Un misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Jong Un dominated that round. The cut man is working on Kim Jong Un's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Un throws a body punch but Fist moves out of range. Un lands an overhand right. Kim Jong Un seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Fist walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Un misses with a body shot.
Un takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Un misses with a wild body shot. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Fist lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Fist takes one to the chin there. Fist uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Un. Fist connects with a body shot. Fist moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Fist defending well as Un loads up on a big left hand. Un connects with a body shot. Un misses the jab. Fist misses with the combination.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fist steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Un. Fist tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Un misses with a looping left. And Fist tries to counter it with a takedown but Un pushes his down on his head and steps out. Un on the wrong end of a nice hook. Fist steps in with a hook that catches Un right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Fist follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Un looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fifth Fist! Fifth Fist took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Arcticus University: London for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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