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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evil Kullervo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Thor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kullervo comes into the arena with Kullervo Entrance Theme blaring out of the sound system. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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209 lbs
14 - 2 - 0 |
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217 lbs
19 - 10 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evil Kullervo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hans Thor!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kullervo tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thor counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Evil Kullervo has been cut.
Kullervo throws a sloppy head kick
and Thor counters with a stiff right hand.
Thor connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Thor throws a big shot that misses.
Kullervo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A head kick misses from Thor.
Kullervo slips a jab from Thor.
Kullervo looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Thor throws an overhand right that lands on Kullervo's shoulder, as Kullervo tries to avoid the shot.
Thor turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Thor has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thor lands a nice looking body kick.
A jab lands there for Thor.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Thor lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kullervo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kullervo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kullervo is looking to counter the offense by Thor and move into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thor connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kullervo has taken the fight to the clinch.
Thor throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kullervos head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kullervo misses with a body punch.
Thor's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kullervo scores with a shot to the side of Thor's head.
Kullervo is trying to pull guard but Thor turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Kullervo tries to work over Thor's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thor breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kullervo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Thor.
Thor looks to land a left hand but Kullervo moved out of range nicely.
Kullervo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Thor can pounce on him.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Kullervo - that will leave a mark!
Kullervo staying out of range there.
Kullervo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Thor throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kullervo holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Kullervo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thor is working Kullervo over against the cage.
Thor's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kullervo throws a leg kick but Thor moved away.
Kullervo avoids the body shot from Thor.
Thor catches Kullervo with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The fighters circling - Thor throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kullervo moves out of range of the body kick from Thor.
Kullervo tries a head kick but it misses.
Kullervo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Thor throws a low kick, looking for Kullervo's leg but Kullervo calmly moves out of range.
Kullervo throws out a leg kick but Thor moves out of range and Kullervo only half commits.
A nice side step and Thor releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kullervo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
It looks like Hans Thor has been cut.
Kullervo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Thor misses the jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo throws a poor cross that misses
and Thor scores with a counter punch that sends Kullervo to the canvas! Thor smells blood - he's punishing Kullervo with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Kullervo has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hans Thor!
A very excited looking Hans Thor made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Evil Kullervo stepped up to the mic, saying 'You won today but the future is mine.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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