PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between gorgeous George (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Durden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

George
vs
Durden

198 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

200 cm
18
270 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, gorgeous George!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyler Durden!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
George fails to land the takedown.
George shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Durden but Durden pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Durden feints and as George raises his hands in defense, Durden changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
George working a defensive guard here.
Durden postures up in George's guard and throws a big left but George blocks it.

Durden drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and George dives on top into guard.
Durden looking to hit a scissor sweep but George is one step ahead there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
George pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Durden is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

George is sitting in close to Durden's body. Durden has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! George is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, George is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Durden.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Tyler Durden!
Tyler Durden is the new super heavyweight champion!