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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rage Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Falwell might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Don't Stop Believing. Rage Machine has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Yahweh Falwell's chin.
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150 lbs
1 - 34 - 0 |
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158 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 34 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rage Machine!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Machine misses its intended target.
Falwell feinted with a counter takedown.
Left hook, right uppercut from Machine.
Machine lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Falwell circles away quickly and effectively.
Machine connects with a looping right hand.
A combination from Machine does no damage.
Falwell drops down looking for a counter takedown but Machine sprawls and moves away.
Machine scores with a jab. Falwell acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Falwell is rocked!
Falwell tries to get into range but Machine steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Falwell! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Machine scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rage Machine!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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