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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Victor Zsasz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andy La Plegua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zsasz comes to the cage accompanied by 2Pac: When We Ride ft. Outlawz. La Plegua is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by "Blut Royale" by Combichrist. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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143 lbs
31 - 13 - 1 |
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167 lbs
28 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
31 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Victor Zsasz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Andy La Plegua!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Colin Fotheringham and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zsasz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Good work by La Plegua as he checks the leg kick.
Zsasz throws a low kick but it's checked well by La Plegua.
Zsasz throws out a leg kick but La Plegua moves out of range and Zsasz only half commits.
La Plegua avoids a punch combination nicely.
La Plegua moves into the clinch successfully.
La Plegua working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Zsasz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of La Plegua backwards.
Zsasz is trying to break the clinch but La Plegua has him pressed against the cage.
Zsasz misses with a knee strike.
La Plegua lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Zsasz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zsasz.
Zsasz definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Zsasz is working La Plegua over against the cage.
Zsasz breaks the clinch.
Zsasz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from La Plegua.
La Plegua throws a right hand that Zsasz ducks under and follows up with a left that Zsasz also avoids with ease.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
La Plegua throws a series of punches but Zsasz moves out of range.
La Plegua avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
La Plegua scores with a sloppy right hand. Zsasz should have avoided that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zsasz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but La Plegua was well out of range. Poor timing from Zsasz.
Zsasz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by La Plegua.
Andy La Plegua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
La Plegua keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Zsasz looks to land a right hand but La Plegua moved out of range.
Zsasz takes a body punch but keeps moving.
La Plegua throws a lazy body kick
and Zsasz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zsasz just misses with a punch to the body.
La Plegua misses with a wild body shot.
As La Plegua backs away, Zsasz returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
La Plegua takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
La Plegua attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zsasz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and La Plegua has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from La Plegua and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
As Zsasz backs off La Plegua throws a huge counter combo but Zsasz manages to avoid it all.
La Plegua closes the distance looking to clinch
and Zsasz counters with a lovely shot to the body.
La Plegua clinches up against the cage.
La Plegua presses Zsasz against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
La Plegua working aggressively here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz has a couple of punches blocked by La Plegua.
Zsasz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zsasz.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zsasz's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
La Plegua cracks Zsasz with a nice body shot.
La Plegua lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Zsasz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
La Plegua tries a body shot but Zsasz blocks it.
Zsasz's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short left from Zsasz.
Zsasz tries to land knees in the clinch but La Plegua avoids the damage to the body.
La Plegua goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
La Plegua has a couple of punches blocked by Zsasz.
Still in the clinch, Zsasz scores with a nice short uppercut.
La Plegua throws a head punch that misses.
Zsasz with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Nice body punch from La Plegua.
La Plegua misses with a body punch.
Zsasz connects with a knee to the head.
Zsasz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with La Plegua's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz cracks La Plegua with a nice body shot.
La Plegua tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
La Plegua misses with a body punch.
La Plegua works on Zsasz's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zsasz.
La Plegua prevents Zsasz from breaking the clinch.
La Plegua misses with some punches.
La Plegua tries a body shot but Zsasz blocks it.
La Plegua struggles to land a body shot inside as Zsasz controls his hands.
Zsasz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Zsasz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
La Plegua takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
La Plegua doesn't manage to clinch there - Zsasz circles away.
A clash of legs there as La Plegua blocks the low kick.
Zsasz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from La Plegua.
Zsasz cracks La Plegua with a good jab.
La Plegua throws a right hand that Zsasz ducks under and follows up with a left that Zsasz also avoids with ease.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
La Plegua pushes Zsasz up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from La Plegua on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zsasz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
La Plegua doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Zsasz throws a hook but La Plegua avoids it easily.
La Plegua forces Zsasz back against the cage and clinches.
La Plegua lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
La Plegua pushes Zsasz back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zsasz lands with a right to the head.
Zsasz swings wildly with an uppercut but La Plegua uses good head movement to avoid it.
La Plegua lands a nice uppercut.
Zsasz misses with some punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
La Plegua softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Zsasz misses with a knee to the head.
La Plegua lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
La Plegua goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zsasz is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Andy La Plegua will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
La Plegua tries to clinch but Zsasz moves out of range.
La Plegua looks to throw the jab but Zsasz is out of range.
La Plegua doesn't manage to clinch there - Zsasz circles away.
Zsasz thuds a left hand into La Plegua's body.
La Plegua scores with a jab to the body.
Zsasz is looking to wear down La Plegua with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Zsasz feints and then cracks La Plegua's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow La Plegua down.
La Plegua is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zsasz.
La Plegua digs a good hook to Zsasz's body.
Zsasz on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Zsasz lands with a right hand.
Victor Zsasz is winning the standup battle so far.
Zsasz misses with a wild body shot.
La Plegua takes the fight into the clinch.
La Plegua swings wildly with an uppercut but Zsasz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zsasz wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zsasz misses with a punch to the body.
Zsasz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of La Plegua backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, La Plegua scores with a nice short uppercut.
La Plegua doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
La Plegua blocks a body shot from Zsasz.
La Plegua prevents a body shot from Zsasz.
Zsasz throws a knee to the head but misses.
A short uppercut from La Plegua.
A short uppercut from La Plegua.
Zsasz is rocked!
A short body shot lands from La Plegua as the two fighters clinch.
Oh Zsasz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
La Plegua lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
La Plegua drops Zsasz onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Zsasz is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
It looks like Victor Zsasz has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
La Plegua works on Zsasz's body with a couple of short punches.
La Plegua works on Zsasz's body with a couple of short punches.
La Plegua gets through Zsasz's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
La Plegua lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Zsasz to his knees! La Plegua keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andy La Plegua!
Andy La Plegua is the new lightweight champion!
A relieved looking Andy La Plegua thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Victor Zsasz stepped up to the mic, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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