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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rowan Atkinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sevent Seagull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Seagull has chosen Van Halen - Jump as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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161 lbs
21 - 7 - 0 |
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165 lbs
26 - 18 - 4 |
Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rowan Atkinson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 18 - 4, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sevent Seagull!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seagull lands a nice looking body kick.
Atkinson checks a low kick from Seagull.
Seagull has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Atkinson is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Atkinson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Seagull tries to avoid it but Atkinson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Seagull to the ground. Seagull escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Atkinson checks the leg kick.
Seagull throws a leg kick
so Atkinson counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Seagull is trying to control the position but Atkinson postures up.
Seagull keeping moving, preventing Atkinson from controlling successfully.
Atkinson looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seagull has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Seagull wants to sweep but no luck.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Atkinson wants to pass the guard but Seagull is keeping the position.
Seagull wants to get back to his feet but Atkinson is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Atkinson works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Seagull is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Atkinson stalling.
Seagull is looking to escape.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Atkinson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Some bone on bone action there as Atkinson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Seagull lands a nice leg kick that just misses Atkinson's sensitive parts.
Atkinson wants to slow Seagull down by chopping away at his legs.
Atkinson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Seagull counters with a straight right hand.
Atkinson throws out a leg kick but Seagull moves out of range and Atkinson only half commits.
Seagull only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Seagull throws a sloppy head kick and Atkinson moves out of range easily.
Seagull throws a low kick, looking for Atkinson's leg but Atkinson calmly moves out of range.
Atkinson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Seagull throws a fast counter high kick but Atkinson manages to duck under it in time.
Seagull misses with a low kick.
Atkinson has been working on his balance at Kebab House, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Seagull.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Atkinson checks a leg kick.
Good exchange - Atkinson coming out on top.
Seagull misses with a hook. Atkinson ducked under it nicely.
Sevent Seagull is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seagull ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Atkinson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
It looks like Rowan Atkinson has been cut.
Seagull lands with a nice body kick.
A head kick misses from Seagull.
Atkinson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Seagull connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Atkinson scrambles back to his feet.
Seagull misses with a low kick.
Seagull tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Atkinson throws a leg kick but Seagull checks it.
Seagull swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Atkinson misses
and Seagull counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Seagull cracks a nice hook into Atkinson's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Atkinson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rowan Atkinson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Atkinson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Seagull sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Seagull. That's going to slow Atkinson down.
Atkinson checks a leg kick nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Seagull.
Seagull throws a push kick but Atkinson slaps the foot to one side.
A head kick misses from Seagull.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sevent Seagull dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rowan Atkinson's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Seagull looks to score with a jab to the body but Atkinson is just out of range.
Atkinson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Seagull steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Atkinson.
Seagull throws out a counter right but Atkinson avoids it with no problem.
Seagull scores with a body shot.
Sevent Seagull seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Seagull lands with a kick to the temple. Atkinson shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A good leg kick by Atkinson.
Atkinson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Atkinson moves forwards but Seagull connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seagull lands with a thumping leg kick.
Atkinson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Seagull.
An inside leg kick lands from Seagull.
Seagull looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Atkinson misses
and Seagull cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Seagull moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Seagull takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Seagull scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Seagull throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Atkinson counters with a nice double leg into side control. Seagull won't be happy with that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sloppy strikes there by Atkinson.
Seagull tries to buck Atkinson off but Atkinson is having none of it.
Atkinson controls the position.
Seagull wants to get back to his feet but Atkinson drags him back down.
Seagull is not content to let Atkinson control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seagull stops Atkinson from passing to mount.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Atkinson trying to control the position but Seagull is working away.
Seagull is trying to get back to his feet.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Seagull holds on to Atkinson's head and controls the position momentarily.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Seagull has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Seagull throws a big shot that misses.
Seagull throws a half hearted mid kick.
Seagull misses with a body kick.
Atkinson feinted with a counter takedown.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seagull throws a body shot but no joy.
Atkinson feinted with a counter takedown.
A leg kick checked by Seagull.
A cross from Atkinson lands.
Atkinson walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Seagull checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Atkinson shoots in but Seagull avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Atkinson throws a leg kick but Seagull sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Atkinson moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromSeagull.
Seagull misses with a looping left.
Seagull misses with a low kick.
Atkinson shoots in for a double leg but Seagull sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Seagull, right into the meat.
Atkinson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Seagull looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Seagull throws a head kick that misses.
Atkinson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Seagull.
Seagull lands a lovely overhand right.
Seagull ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Seagull ducks under a wild hook from Atkinson.
Seagull lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Atkinson throws a poor cross that misses
and Seagull counters with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sevent Seagull showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Rowan Atkinson's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Atkinson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Seagull cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Seagull throws a nice inside leg kick.
Seagull misses with an uppercut. Atkinson saw that one coming.
Seagull takes a swing at Atkinson's ribcage but misses.
Seagull checks the leg kick nicely there.
Seagull scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seagull keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Seagull dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Atkinson. That did some damage!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagull lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Seagull connects with a high kick.
Atkinson fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rowan Atkinson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Seagull throws out a loose jab but Atkinson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Atkinson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Atkinson on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Atkinson fails with the takedown
and Seagull counters with a good low kick that Atkinson was not able to check.
A jab from Seagull misses.
Atkinson tries to counter with a takedown but Seagull is quick to defend against it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Atkinson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Seagull buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Atkinson avoids the head kick by Seagull.
Seagull checks the leg kick.
Atkinson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Atkinson is defended easily by Seagull.
Seagull only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Seagull cracks the inside of Atkinson's front leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seagull ducks under a wild hook from Atkinson.
Seagull checks a leg kick.
Seagull lands a nice leg kick that just misses Atkinson's sensitive parts.
Atkinson goes for a double leg but Seagull avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Seagull continues to drive forward.
Atkinson thows a leg kick but Seagull checks it
and Seagull counters with a head kick that drops Atkinson to the mat! Atkinson scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Atkinson is rocked!
Seagull thuds a left hand into Atkinson's body.
Oh Atkinson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Seagull checks a leg kick.
Atkinson throws a low kick but Seagull moves out of range easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Seagull.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Seagull! Atkinson is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sevent Seagull!
Sevent Seagull is the new lightweight champion!
Sevent Seagull decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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energy
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hype
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FIGHT
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