PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ultimate Brutality (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Glossy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brutality comes to the cage accompanied by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGQY2tMo0K4. Glossy has chosen Wu-Tang Clan - Reunited as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Brutality
vs
Glossy

182 cm
30
204 lbs
13 - 19 - 0

196 cm
31
205 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Ultimate Brutality!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dick Glossy!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Albert Achterberg and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Glossy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Glossy scores with a decent looking hook.
Brutality doesn't manage to clinch there - Glossy circles away.
Brutality fails with a takedown attempt.
Glossy follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Glossy scores with a spinning back kick!
Brutality throws a leg kick which misses Glossy's front leg but catches the back leg as Glossy tries to avoid it.
Brutality shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Glossy sprawls well. Glossy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Brutality gets slowly back to his feet.
Glossy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Brutality misses
and Glossy counters with a slapping leg kick.
We've been hearing reports that Brutality has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Glossy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Glossy digs a good hook to Brutality's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brutality looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ultimate Brutality. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glossy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Brutality swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Glossy lets loose with a powerful body kick. Brutality will feel that in the morning.

Glossy moves into the clinch.

Brutality has Glossy pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Brutality pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Glossy tumbling to the mat - Brutality dives into Glossy's guard.
Glossy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Brutality looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brutality would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Glossy controlling the position.

Glossy is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Brutality trying to control the position from guard on top but Glossy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Glossy is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brutality does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Brutality.

Brutality bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
Glossy is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Glossy wants to get back to full guard.
Glossy is trying to control but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brutality seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Glossy wants to get back to full guard.
Glossy trying to control here.
Brutality tries to pass the half guard into mount. Glossy knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Glossy is trying to get back to full guard.
Glossy is still trying to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Glossy dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Glossy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Brutality.
Brutality fails with the takedown.
Brutality on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Glossy scores with a jab to the body.
Brutality misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glossy.
Brutality shoots in for a double leg but Glossy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ultimate Brutality. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glossy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Brutality. That did some damage!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Glossy defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Brutality.

Brutality feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Glossy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Glossy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glossy pulls Brutality in close to his closed guard and prevents Brutality from doing any damage or advancing position.
Glossy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Brutality's guard.

Glossy showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Ultimate Brutality overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Brutality looking to hit a scissor sweep but Glossy is one step ahead there.
Brutality is trying to keep Glossy in close.
Brutality might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Glossy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Brutality looking to control.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Brutality looking for subs off his back but Glossy has passed one foot through into half guard.
Glossy with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Brutality wants to control but Glossy is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Glossy perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Brutality's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Glossy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Brutality scrambles back to his feet.
A shot to the liver by Glossy. Beautiful body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Glossy scores with a hook.
Nice straight punches there by Glossy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Glossy.

Brutality fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Glossy sprawls well initially but Brutality persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Glossy keeping control of the position.
Glossy is looking for a sweep. Brutality is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Glossy felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Brutality is looking to advance position but Glossy won't allow it.
Glossy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Glossy is looking to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Glossy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Glossy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Brutality changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Glossy tries to avoid it but Brutality manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Glossy to the ground. Glossy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Glossy jabs Brutality right on the nose. Brutality blinks but takes it well.
Glossy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Glossy tests Brutality's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Glossy with a hook.
Brutality closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Glossy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Brutality paws at him with a jab and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Glossy lands a jab.
Glossy scores with a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Glossy slaps away a takedown attempt from Brutality, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dick Glossy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glossy throws a body shot but no joy.
Glossy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Brutality checks a low kick from Glossy.

Brutality gets a clinch.
Glossy digs a right hand into Brutality's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Brutality's gas tank.
A nice right hand lands inside from Glossy.
Glossy is leaning against Brutality and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Glossy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Brutality backwards.

Brutality is rocked!
Glossy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Brutalitys head.
Oh Brutality is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Glossy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Glossy and Brutality are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Glossy throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Brutality into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Glossy knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dick Glossy!
During a confident post fight interview, Dick Glossy thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.