PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lee Bwarnt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and A Boy Named Sue (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sue has chosen A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash as his entrance music. A Boy Named Sue is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bwarnt
vs
Boy Named Sue

185 cm
25
187 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

197 cm
22
196 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lee Bwarnt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, A Boy Named Sue!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sue looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bwarnt lands a slapping body shot.
Sue is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Bwarnt moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lee Bwarnt!
The defeated A Boy Named Sue had this to say: 'Now you just fought one hell of a fight And I know you hate me, and you got the right To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"'.