PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dan Teague (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pants Eaton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Teague kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Oh Well. Pants Eaton acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Teague
vs
Eaton

193 cm
22
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
21
185 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Likes ground

White Gorilla Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dan Teague!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pants Eaton!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Matheus Silva and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Eaton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Eaton misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Eaton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Teague - that will leave a mark!
Eaton is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Eaton tries to clinch but Teague moves out of range.
Teague throws a head kick that misses
and Eaton counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Eaton will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick
and Eaton counters with a three punch combo that has Teague backing up. Teague nods at Eaton to acknowledge the strikes.
Eaton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Teague tries a head kick but it misses.
Teague throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Eaton avoids the head kick by Teague.
Eaton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Teague paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Teague circles away from the clinch attempt.
Teague tries a head kick but it misses.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Eaton fails with an attempt to clinch.
A head kick by Teague misses
and Eaton connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Teague.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick
and Eaton counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
Teague is breathing heavily.
Teague throws a lazy head kick
and Eaton counters with a head kick. That will keep Teague thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Eaton shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dan Teague has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pants Eaton.
Eaton tries to clinch but Teague moves out of range.
Eaton avoids a kick to the body.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Dan Teague seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Teague misses the jab.
Teague keeps the fight on the outside.
Eaton tries to clinch up.
Eaton just misses with a punch to the body.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
A head kick misses from Teague.
Teague misses with a kick to the body
and Eaton counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Eaton shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Teague but Teague pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A head kick by Teague misses
and Eaton counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eaton tries to close the distance and clinch but Teague swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Teague stuffs the takedown.
Eaton tries to clinch up.
Eaton fails with an attempt to clinch.
Eaton moves out of range as Teague throws a body kick.
Teague pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Eaton will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Teague throws a head kick that Eaton semi-blocks.
Dan Teague is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick
and Eaton connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick
and Eaton counters with an inside leg kick.
Eaton throws a head kick but Teague moves out of range.
Teague stuffs the takedown.
Eaton moves in looking to clinch but Teague pushes him off.
Teague scores with a nice body kick.
Teague throws a lazy head kick
and Eaton counters with a nice body kick.
Eaton takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teague misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eaton is looking to clinch but Teague is avoiding it.
Eaton is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Eaton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A head kick misses from Teague.
Eaton is looking to clinch.
Eaton shoots in for a double leg but Teague sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Teague misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eaton is looking to clinch but Teague is avoiding it.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Eaton.
Eaton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Teague moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Teague throws a head kick that misses
and Eaton counters with an outside leg kick.
Eaton shoots in and drives through. Teague sprawls well.
Crunch! Teague slams his shin into Eaton's torso.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The fight stays on the outside here - Eaton looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Teague throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Eaton closes the distance and clinches up with Teague, looking for a takedown. Eaton pushes Teague against the cage but Teague circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Teague looks to land a body kick but Eaton moved away.
Teague tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Teague misses with a body kick.
Eaton closes the distance and clinches up with Teague, looking for a takedown. Eaton pushes Teague against the cage but Teague circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A low kick from Teague is predictable there
and Eaton counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Eaton misses with a two punch combination.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
Eaton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Teague paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Teague throws a low kick but it's checked well by Eaton.
Teague throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Eaton is looking to clinch but Teague is avoiding it.
Eaton tries to clinch but Teague moves out of range.
A head kick by Teague misses
and Eaton connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dan Teague dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Teague keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
Eaton tries to clinch there but Teague circles away.
Teague throws a lazy head kick
and Eaton counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Eaton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Teague misses with a kick to the body
and Eaton counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Teague is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
Eaton tries to clinch but Teague is having none of it.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
Eaton tries to close the distance and clinch up but Teague swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
Eaton shoots in but no luck this time.
Eaton fails in his attempt to clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Teague tries a head kick but it misses.
Eaton tries to clinch but Teague moves out of range.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick
and Eaton makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eaton is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Eaton looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dan Teague has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pants Eaton.
Eaton tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Teague swivels and escapes.
Teague lands with a slapping head kick.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Eaton shoots in for a takedown but Teague shows good takedown defense.
A head kick by Teague misses
and Eaton counters with an inside leg kick.
Teague throws a body kick the misses
and Eaton counters with a nice uppercut.
Teague ducks under a wild hook from Eaton.
Eaton looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Teague tries a head kick but it misses.
Pants Eaton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick misses from Teague.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eaton is looking to clinch.
Teague circles away from the clinch attempt.
Eaton fails to land the takedown.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
Eaton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Eaton is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
Eaton fails to land the takedown.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Eaton lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Eaton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Teague paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Teague throws a push kick but Eaton slaps the foot to one side.
Teague tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eaton misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Teague misses with a kick to the body.
Teague attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Eaton fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Eaton.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick
and Eaton counters with a low kick, right behind Teague 's knee.
Dan Teague is winning the standup battle so far.
Teague pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Eaton avoids the head kick by Teague.
Teague tries a head kick but it misses.
Teague misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eaton is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Teague throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Teague misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
No luck for Eaton with that takedown attempt.
Eaton closes this distance looking for a takedown but Teague circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Teague pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Eaton fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Teague misses with a kick to the body.
Eaton closes the distance and clinches up with Teague, looking for a takedown. Eaton pushes Teague against the cage but Teague circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Eaton will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Teague throws a head kick that misses.
Teague circles away from the clinch attempt.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick and Eaton moves out of range easily.
Eaton wants to clinch up but Teague keeps it at a distance.
Teague misses with a head kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Eaton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Teague throws a half hearted mid kick.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
Eaton throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dan Teague dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

A chopping leg kick lands by Teague.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
Eaton shoots for a takedown but Teague saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Teague tries to work over Eaton's front leg with a kick but Eaton checks it.
Eaton cracks Teague with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Eaton shoots in looking for a takedown. Teague tries to sprawl out of it but Eaton keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Teague manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Eaton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Eaton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
Eaton tries to clinch there but Teague circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
Teague throws a lazy head kick
and Eaton counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
Eaton tries to clinch there but Teague circles away.
Eaton shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Teague pinned against the cage. Teague gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dan Teague has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pants Eaton.
A head kick by Teague misses
and Eaton counters with a good low kick that Teague was not able to check.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eaton throws a quick inside leg kick.
Eaton fails with a takedown attempt.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
Teague throws a head kick that misses
and Eaton counters with a head kick.
Eaton tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Teague swivels and escapes.
A head kick by Teague misses
and Eaton finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Eaton shoots in but no luck this time.
Eaton is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Teague swats away the attempt to clinch by Eaton.
Eaton shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Teague as he jumps to the side.
A head kick by Teague misses
and Eaton counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Eaton scores with a jab to the body.
Teague looks for the body kick but Eaton saw that one coming.
Eaton throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Teague's waist but Teague gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Eaton off to one side.
Teague misses with a body kick.
No luck for Eaton with that takedown attempt.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
Eaton is looking to clinch but Teague is avoiding it.
Teague misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eaton moves out of range of the body kick.
Eaton takes a kick to the side of the head.
Eaton shoots in looking for a takedown. Teague tries to sprawl out of it but Eaton keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Teague manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Teague misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eaton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Teague paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eaton shoots in and drives through. Teague sprawls well.
Teague scores with a head kick.
Teague misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Teague is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Eaton throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Eaton tries to close the distance and clinch but Teague swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Teague lands a high kick!
Teague scores with a kick to the body.
Eaton closes this distance looking for a takedown but Teague circles away.
Teague pushes Eaton away with a front kick.
Teague throws a head kick but Eaton moves out of range.
Teague throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Eaton counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Teague is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Teague throws a lazy head kick
and Eaton makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Teague really felt that one!
Eaton is trying desperately to land a takedown but Teague is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Eaton.
Teague throws a nice head kick!
Eaton avoids the head kick by Teague.
Eaton changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Teague tries to avoid it but Eaton manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Teague to the ground. Teague escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Eaton fails in his attempt to clinch.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick and Eaton moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teague misses with a head kick.
Teague will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Eaton tries to clinch but Teague is having none of it.
No joy there for Eaton, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Teague fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Eaton.
Teague tries a head kick but it misses.
Eaton blocks a head kick by Teague.
Eaton will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Teague lands with a slapping head kick.
Eaton shoots in looking for a takedown. Teague tries to sprawl out of it but Eaton keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Teague manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick
and Eaton counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Eaton lands a nice looking body shot.
Teague misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A head kick by Teague misses
and Eaton counters with a nice body kick.
Eaton fails in his attempt to clinch.
Teague throws a sloppy head kick and Eaton moves out of range easily.
Pants Eaton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Teague scores with a spinning back kick!

And that's the end of the fight!
Dan Teague showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Teague has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 30:27
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dan Teague!