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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fifth Fist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barbie Bloonkers will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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194 cm
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240 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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207 cm
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270 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fifth Fist! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers! The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Daniel Franklin and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fist swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bloonkers tries to counter with a clinch but Fist shakes him off and moves away. Fist gets tackled into the cage by Bloonkers. Bloonkers maintains the clinch. Bloonkers tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bloonkers tries to land a knee to the head but Fist blocks with his arms.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Bloonkers has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat. Fist is trying to force a seperation but Bloonkers has the dominant position. Bloonkers can't get the takedown.
Bloonkers using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bloonkers is trying to drag Fist to the mat but Fist just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. Bloonkers landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Fist gets underhooks to prevent Bloonkers's takedown attempt.
Fifth Fist has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barbie Bloonkers. Bloonkers trying to land knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fist. Bloonkers tries for a takedown. No joy.
A frustrated look appears on Fist's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bloonkers is working for takedown but Fist is calmly controlling the position for now. Bloonkers misses with a knee strike.
Bloonkers has Fist pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Bloonkers pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Fist tumbling to the mat - Bloonkers dives into Fist's guard. Fist controls Bloonkers momentarily but Bloonkers frees himself. Bloonkers scores with a decent looking elbow strike. Bloonkers is looking to advance position but Fist has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount! Bloonkers wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bloonkers bucks up and throws Fist to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape! Fist swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bloonkers throws a push kick but Fist slaps the foot to one side. Fist moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Nice shot lands for Fist. Bloonkers moves into the clinch. Bloonkers blocking some punches.
Fist tries to circle away but Bloonkers has him pinned against the cage. Bloonkers wants a takedown but no success here.
Bloonkers tightens his grip and picks Fist up, before dumping him to the ground. Fist manages to land in guard. Bloonkers throws a big right hand that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bloonkers advances to half guard. Still in half guard, Bloonkers seems content to control. Bloonkers trying to mount his opponent but Fist defends it. Bloonkers takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Bloonkers is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Fist defends it well. Bloonkers is controlling the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barbie Bloonkers dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Fist cracks a nice hook into Bloonkers's ribs. Fist sizes up Bloonkers with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Fist misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bloonkers.
Fist works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut. Fist scores with a sloppy right hand. Bloonkers should have avoided that one. Bloonkers slips under a jab from Fist. Fist throws a right hand that Bloonkers ducks under and follows up with a left that Bloonkers also avoids with ease. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Fist misses with a hook. Bloonkers ducked under it nicely. Fist connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bloonkers momentarily.
Bloonkers closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Fist connects with a superb combination that knocks Bloonkers out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Fist before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Bloonkers!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Fifth Fist! During a confident post fight interview, Fifth Fist thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. The defeated Barbie Bloonkers had this to say: 'I'm gay.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
39% |
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