PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rickety Cricket (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Wyatt
vs
Cricket

200 cm
18
295 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

193 cm
17
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rickety Cricket!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Jonathan Paton and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cricket lands with a cross.

Cricket forces Wyatt back against the cage and clinches.
Cricket softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Cricket makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cricket doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wyatt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cricket misses with the head strike.
Wyatt prevents a body shot from Cricket.
Cricket scores with a hook to the body.
Cricket lands with a light punch inside.
Cricket misses with a punch to the body.
Wyatt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wyatt can't find room to land a body shot as Cricket controls the action.
Cricket displaying some good clinch control by pressing Wyatt up against the cage.
Cricket goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wyatt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wyatt can't find room to land a body shot as Cricket controls the action.
Cricket lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wyatt backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cricket blocks a body shot from Wyatt.
Wyatt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cricket lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cricket stalling.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A head punch on the inside from Wyatt fails to land.
Cricket goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cricket blocks a body shot from Wyatt.
Cricket lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wyatt can't find room to land a body shot as Cricket controls the action.
Cricket keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wyatt's efforts to push away.
Wyatt swings wildly with an uppercut but Cricket uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wyatt could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Wyatt misses with a punch to the body.
A right hand to the body from Wyatt.
Cricket lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wyatt backwards.
Wyatt lands with a left to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Cricket lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wyatt or not.
Wyatt is breathing heavily.
Wyatt blocks a body shot from Cricket.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cricket.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cricket.
Cricket has a couple of punches blocked by Wyatt.
Wyatt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cricket throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wyatts head.
Wyatt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wyatt lands a right hand.
Cricket tries to throw a body punch but Wyatt avoids it by throwing Cricket back against the cage.
Wyatt tries to work over Cricket's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cricket lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cricket slows down the pace here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wyatt.
Wyatt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cricket holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Wyatt misses with a body punch.
Wyatt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cricket throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wyatts head.
Cricket misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wyatt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wyatt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Cricket up against the cage.
Wyatt lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cricket lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wyatt backwards.

Wyatt is rocked!
Wyatt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Oh Wyatt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cricket pushes Wyatt against the cage. Cricket is working some dirty boxing. Cricket pushes off with a quick right hook! Wyatt goes down! Wyatt tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Cricket moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rickety Cricket!
Our winner, Rickety Cricket, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.