PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatts McGee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGee comes to the cage accompanied by I'm a Thug. The crowd seem to be enjoying Cockenschtuff's choice of entrance music: Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

McGee
vs
Cockenschtuff

196 cm
29
285 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

193 cm
36
269 lbs
33 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fatts McGee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 15 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, William Peck and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockenschtuff uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McGee.
Cockenschtuff has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A shot to the liver by McGee. Beautiful body shot.
Cockenschtuff darts in trying to clinch
and McGee connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cockenschtuff throws a body punch but McGee moves out of range.
McGee swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Decent striking displayed by McGee there.
McGee finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cockenschtuff wants to counter the offense by McGee and move into the clinch position.
McGee attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
McGee throws a sloppy head kick and Cockenschtuff moves out of range easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Cockenschtuff misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cockenschtuff takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Cockenschtuff instigates a clinch.
Cockenschtuff prevents a body shot from McGee.
McGee lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cockenschtuff backwards.
A head punch on the inside from McGee fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McGee lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cockenschtuff backwards.
Cockenschtuff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McGee lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff looking to slow down the pace here.
A head punch on the inside from McGee fails to land.
McGee misses with the head strike.
McGee lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McGee has a couple of punches blocked by Cockenschtuff.
McGee working some nice short punches in the clinch.

It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
McGee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cockenschtuff blocking some punches.
Cockenschtuff tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Good body shot from Cockenschtuff.
McGee lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cockenschtuff backwards.
McGee blocks a body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff pushes off an throws an elbow but McGee leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from McGee fails to land.
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff takes a shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cockenschtuff blocking some punches.
McGee swings wildly with an uppercut but Cockenschtuff uses good head movement to avoid it.
McGee misses with the head strike.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee strike.
McGee blocking some punches.
McGee scores with a shoulder strike.
Cockenschtuff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McGee lands a left hand.
McGee has a couple of punches blocked by Cockenschtuff.
McGee has a couple of punches blocked by Cockenschtuff.
McGee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cockenschtuff trying to land knees to the body.
McGee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
I was talking to McGee's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
McGee lands a nice uppercut.
McGee throws a punch but it's blocked by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McGee's elbow.
Cockenschtuff blocks an uppercut.
McGee takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Fatts McGee has been cut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McGee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff tries to work over McGee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McGee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cockenschtuff fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McGee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cockenschtuff.
A shot in the inside from McGee.
A nice left hand lands by McGee.
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand that snaps the head of McGee backwards.
Nice body punch from McGee.
Cockenschtuff blocks an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McGee misses with a punch to the body.
Cockenschtuff trying to land knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by McGee.
Cockenschtuff missing with knees to the body.
McGee scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McGee struggles to land a body shot inside as Cockenschtuff controls his hands.
McGee works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Cockenschtuff looks winded!
McGee gets through Cockenschtuff's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGee lands with a short punch from the clinch.

McGee's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McGee drops Cockenschtuff with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Cockenschtuff! McGee dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fatts McGee!
Fatts McGee decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.